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I need a poem
Does anyone know that poem where the couple has a girl and is now having a boy. Something like, they have all the pink they need, now they need blue. Thanks for the help!
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Re: I need a poem
First a vaj but now a peen,
We don't want gender neutral green.
Come on, you know what to do,
go out and buy us something blue!
I'm sure Balls will come along with a better one soon, but I was feeling poetic today.
My apologies to whomever usually writes these....
We've already had #1
She was a girl and so much fun.
With showers you've already had much practice
That we finally decided that tact is
So overrated! Declasse!
You were going to buy something anyway.
So why not buy what we demand
Since we know that you will understand
We need stuff for a boy, but we're short on dough
So we're hitting up everyone we know.
Years ago, we had a girl
A sweet princess, our whole world
We were so rash we picked all pink
For the future, we did not think
We thought the next would be also girl
We got the news, it wrecked our world
With the ultrasound, our plans went asunder
Cause it's packing sausage in the great down under
Now this child inside her womb
needs all blue to fill his room
So stop you're reading, stop this waiting
Go buy us more crap, we're procreating!
He's the single greatest thing I've done in my life and reminds me daily of how fun (and funny) life can be. He's turned out pretty swell for having such a heartless and evil mother.
:slow clap: I like it!
He's the single greatest thing I've done in my life and reminds me daily of how fun (and funny) life can be. He's turned out pretty swell for having such a heartless and evil mother.
I'm already taken with a waiting list, but I'll add you to the line. :-D
He's the single greatest thing I've done in my life and reminds me daily of how fun (and funny) life can be. He's turned out pretty swell for having such a heartless and evil mother.
I feel like I'm some shady episode of Grey's.
But yes, it does. You're up to like #3. My husband, my ex and then old school BOTB'er Mandy.
He's the single greatest thing I've done in my life and reminds me daily of how fun (and funny) life can be. He's turned out pretty swell for having such a heartless and evil mother.
lol
He's the single greatest thing I've done in my life and reminds me daily of how fun (and funny) life can be. He's turned out pretty swell for having such a heartless and evil mother.
OMG, these poems are gold! Is someone going to c&p, I smell a dd coming.
LOL...you all are cracking me up. I wish I were that talented.
OP...I knew just from the titled you were wanting a poem to "mask" something totally tacky and against all etiquette. Seriously. Do you really think family members and friends would not purchase clothes for a boy once he is born?
It is never OK to tell guest what to purchase...including color. If this person is having another shower (which should be kept extremely small) then she shouldn't register either.
I only came in here because I saw the word "poem" and my first reaction was "BALLSOX!"
You never let us down.
blog! thescenery.net
Balls, this is the best stanza you have ever written!
I actually started with the phrase "Packing sausage" and had to work from there. I do like this one a lot as well. :-P
He's the single greatest thing I've done in my life and reminds me daily of how fun (and funny) life can be. He's turned out pretty swell for having such a heartless and evil mother.
You made it work!