He's currently got a little orange ball (about the size of his head) and he's holding up and talking to it.
All I'm seeing is
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him...
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Re: DS is cracking me up
I was picturing Wilson (the volleyball) from Cast Away.
Go with Shakespeare though, maybe he will be an actor or a playwrite.