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Smootchy
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let's play a game... "My super smart..."
Smootchy
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My super smart friend doesn't know how to peel an orange.
True story. She is smart. Has a master's degree. Has a job in corp america/in germany right now working on a big project.... Doesn't eat oranges because she doesn't get how they peel....
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Re: let's play a game... "My super smart..."
My super smart mom (she really is) doesn't believe you can grow a fruit bearing tree from a seed. She thinks they must be grafted in order to bear fruit and if you grow from a seed they'll be sterile/ornamental. Yeah...
Always Sunny's back b-tches!
wow.
When I worked in retail I had a customer who didn't know how to tie a bow on her dress sash. Seriously sat there for 15 minutes teaching her how to tie a bow. Turns out she is the mayors wife. Of a large city, large well known city. I really hope he makes smarter choices in politics than he does in wives.
That was a little mean, but it was meant for emphasis.
My super smart sister (true story, girl's getting her Master's...) doesn't know how to make hardboiled eggs.
ETA: Chaps, i got ADD and didn't even read that your friend has a Master's... and then i literally worded mine almost like yours, lol. But, real talk, must be something about these people being book smart, but not street smart..
My super smart self didn't realize that "leggo my eggo" meant "let go of my eggo" till about 3 years ago.
I consider myself a decently smart person...have 2 masters degree, teach college, and am generally NOT clueless. This one just went right over my head though. LOL
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not even close to the same thing. She loves oranges. Wants to eat them but doesn't because she doesn't know how. I agree that they CAN be a pain to peel, especially if you don't have a knife etc... But watching her watch me peel an orange was like watching a young child "getting a quater from behind their ear"
LOL. what did you think? Leggo's and Eggo's were in a partnership?
LOL. I just thought the commercials were dumb. I thought it was a cute little saying that rhymed and that was the end of it. DH was the one who broke it down for me.
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lol, although hubs has put me on cereal probation because the past 2 or 3 times I accidentally rip the bag too much and it makes a mess/is a pain for future pouring...
but at least I know how to get in it! 
My super smart friend Megan said to me when I was shopping for a car
"It only get's 24 MPG?"
"I cannot believe you can only go 24 miles before you have to fill up your car again"
She graduates next week with her Masters in Environmental Studies
I also have a super smart friend tell me once that her uncle was diagnosed with
"Psoriasis of the liver" BAWAHAHAHA That one still makes my day
But you know me not the smartest person around, so it makes since my friends would say sh!t like this.
Wait what??? The sun & the moon where the same?!!!!
This totally reminded me that an old coworker of mine once taught me to peel an orange so it comes out in one piece, like a shell. I completely forgot about that cool party trick cuz I don't really like the oranges so much....
This totally reminded me that an old coworker of mine once taught me to peel an orange so it comes out in one piece, like a shell. I completely forgot about that cool party trick cuz I don't really like the oranges so much....