(From someone in my book club. There was a subplot in a book we just read about a character pitching a reality show involving the last meals of death row inmates. Yesterday I learned that is going to be a real show)
"I guess I should wash diapers"... F is home today with L, and we have maybe 4 clean diapers left in the house... And the ones that are needing cleaning are super gross as L had the flu. I dodged that bullet by coming into work!
"Lol. It's probably nice to have a break. And you know you are a parent of young kids when allergy testing sounds relaxing." From my boss in regard to H looking forward to getting out of the house for allergy testing.
"Headed to Walmart for dog food call me if you need me to pick anything up"
"We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend fuck fantasy. Get to work on that, internet." Benedict Cumberbatch
"I'm officially sick of these frucking cookies! Talk me out of them next time would ya please. This is why I never eat them so sick of looking at them by the time I'm done making them." - My co-worker complaining about making cookies last night. I am happily eating them today, mmm.
Hahahahaha, oh man, I laughedout loud on that one. Very akward!!!
from my friend/coworker after she sent a text to me instead of her boyfriend. I told her I was just glad they weren't sexting because that would be akward.
From my mom letting me know my oldests medicine is getting low. She gives it to him before school so keeps count and txt's me when we are getting low and I need a refill.
Re: Oh hell yeah lol
"Wicked is coming back to Durham for 4 weeks."
From my sister. We share a love for musicals.
"(Church member) is in the hospital. Please pray."
"Just ran 2 straight miles. I am ready for the grog and dog jog."
from my sister. We are doing a 4 person relay. Each person runs 1.5 miles then eats a dog and drinks a beer. Next person goes.
I sent one to H...
Me: "So Horny"
Then I chuckled seeing the msg b/c it reminded me of the song.
Yes!!! Wonder if he is pissed!
(From someone in my book club. There was a subplot in a book we just read about a character pitching a reality show involving the last meals of death row inmates. Yesterday I learned that is going to be a real show)
From DH: "Cripes. These diaps will kill us."
We've been having ammonia issues with our cloth diapers & despite cleaning & stripping & RLR-ing, night time diapers still smell of ammonia.
DS2 August 2012
From my mom. My sister had a baby on the 16th & got the pro pics from the hospital & I hadn't seen them yet.
"We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend fuck fantasy. Get to work on that, internet." Benedict Cumberbatch
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"Ok thanks"
My sister asked to use the car again.
"well we aren't strike but they r..and they r the people who offload r stuff so ."
DH's texting, spelling skills and he has autocorrect! haha, but hes not allowed to be using his phone at work so probably just a quick type who knows.
"Elmoooooooo!" from my dad after I sent him a pic of DS with his new Elmo lovie. lol
Hahahahaha, oh man, I laughedout loud on that one. Very akward!!!
from my friend/coworker after she sent a text to me instead of her boyfriend. I told her I was just glad they weren't sexting because that would be akward.
"i think im either drying up or cash eats so much i cant keep up. i havent been able to pump a single oz"
From my BFing friend, obv.
"13 T pills left"
From my mom letting me know my oldests medicine is getting low. She gives it to him before school so keeps count and txt's me when we are getting low and I need a refill.
A Frog, A Monkey and a Ladybug
"Good morning love of my life"
My husband is the sweetest in the morning.
"Jesus took a pic of me mid contraction"
ETA: I guess I should explain...
My sister's husband is named Jesus and she is 40 weeks pregnant with their 2nd. He posted a picture of her on FB and I texted to ask what was up.
Ha ha, okay!
"Don't forget about no rawhide". MIL is watching our dog for us this weekend and the dog chokes.
"Brendan's character is named Kindoalkun."
From Bun, speaking of his bestie's LotR:O character so that I can friend him and we can play together.
"I have the diaper bag. Sorry." From my husband as I packed LO to go to work with me today.
"Werry goo"
My husband and I have our own special language.
"I won't comment on my day til it's over. . . . superstitious"
From my BF who is going through some sort of mid-life crisis, so I never know what the day will bring.