August 2011 Moms

Poop filled morning

I'm getting ready for work this morning and I hear DH calling out, "I need help!!!  Right now!!!"

ASSPLOSION

He cleaned all the poop off the couch where he was holding the baby.  I took the baby and got his pants off.  When I pulled the pants off poop came shooting out and splattered all over the wall.  It was all the way up his back, down his legs, and all over my hands.  Then I figured out how to get off his onesie and put him right in the tub for a bath.  And then I cleaned up the wall. 

Needless to say, I was late for work.  

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Re: Poop filled morning

  • LOL I'm dying at the descriptions of poo everywhere. And your H yelling for help (mine does that too).

    Have a better (cleaner!) day!

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  • Oh man!  And thanks for the laugh!  DD did something similar when she was 3 months old - I still laugh thinking about it.
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  • Wow sounds like a shitty good time!  :)
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  • OH my word!! Sounds like you guys had a rough morning! Ya know, while I'm literally LOLing and cringing at the same time at the thought, with the way Collin's system has reacted to solids, I'm almost praying that we'll have a day like this again.... *sigh*
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  • "ASSPLOSION" !!! LOL!!! Muhahahaha!
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  • You know it's bad when a seasoned dad yells out for help!

    Sorry you were late for work, but I couldn't help but laugh at the picture that formed in my mind. Some morning, huh? 

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  • While never THAT bad, I did have a day where I had to tell my principal, "Hey, sorry I missed that meeting this morning but my kid pooped for the first time in 3 days."

    Speechless. ;)

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    "ASSPLOSION" !!! LOL!!! Muhahahaha!

    This!  I'm sorry your morning was so stressful but your description was hysterical.  I could not stop laughing!

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