Not very juicy but a little shameful: I worked from home today and just now got around to showering, and even then it was only because I realized DH would be home from work soon.
I worry about not giving "enough" support here. I read every post and think about many of you guys alot.
That was totally lame...
Real Confession: DH and I have had sex once in the last two months. Everything seems to be working against us! He have to TTA until AF shows and we tried it with a condom once and it was a big fail. So to be safe, we're just not doing it. Once I get AF we'll probably go crazy, then be all pooped out when it's time for baby making sex!! And I STILL have not replaced my toy...*sigh*
BFP #1: 12/26/11, EDD 09/05/12; m/c discovered: 02/22/12 @ 12w u/s, D&C: 03/08/12 Waited for AF for 146 long days! Hysteroscopy/D&C on July 10th to fix blocked cervix (DX: Cervical Stenosis) BFP #2 12/8/12, EDD 08/21/13 Our rainbow arrived 08/24/13!
I am insatiable.... I think I have actually worn out DH... He is barely in the door for 5 minutes before I bring him to bed... It is a bit much I supposed but I just can't seem to get enough..
"If tears could build a stairway, and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again."
Stick Baby Stick!
I farted in front of my FI for the first time ever (while conscious) in the two years we have been together. Not juicy enough? How about the fact that it was during 69. Straight up his nose. While he was cumming.
Hahaha... Poor FI. My DH would kill me for that one.
I work with 3-5 year olds but there's children from 6weeks-6 years in my building. Today in the breakroom there was a giant pile of donated baby/ children's clothes for classrooms. I stole a few newborn outfits for myself and stuck 'em in my purse when no one was looking.
BPF 1. Baby Girl "Petri" 12/22/11 Said goodbye 12/27/11
BPF 2. Baby Boy "Roo" 1/20/12 Heartbeat 160b/m 2/15/12 Said goodbye 2/20/12
BPF 3. Rainbow Baby Boy "Creed" 4/28/12 Born healthy and alive 1/5/13
BFP 4. "Rainbow 2.0" 8/17/14 due 4/28/15
"Darling don't be afraid. I have loved you a thousand years. I love you a thousand more."
I farted in front of my FI for the first time ever (while conscious) in the two years we have been together. Not juicy enough? How about the fact that it was during 69. Straight up his nose. While he was cumming.
Bahaha! This is awesome. Don't feel bad. When ever DH is "down there" I suddenly have to too. All my focus is just towards not farting.
BPF 1. Baby Girl "Petri" 12/22/11 Said goodbye 12/27/11
BPF 2. Baby Boy "Roo" 1/20/12 Heartbeat 160b/m 2/15/12 Said goodbye 2/20/12
BPF 3. Rainbow Baby Boy "Creed" 4/28/12 Born healthy and alive 1/5/13
BFP 4. "Rainbow 2.0" 8/17/14 due 4/28/15
"Darling don't be afraid. I have loved you a thousand years. I love you a thousand more."
I might go take care of my self before DH gets home... Tuesdays are late nights for him, so I have to fight to stay awake.... so I might not get any tonight!! My fault completely but I can't help it! And If I do "get some" tonight then that will be a huge bonus!
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I farted in front of my FI for the first time ever (while conscious) in the two years we have been together. Not juicy enough? How about the fact that it was during 69. Straight up his nose. While he was cumming.
Haha, this made me laugh! For some reason I often feel like farting during sex...
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I farted in front of my FI for the first time ever (while conscious) in the two years we have been together. Not juicy enough? How about the fact that it was during 69. Straight up his nose. While he was cumming.
:::dies:::
Makes me think of that line from Mallrats... "what can I say, I was feeling very relaxed..."
Mine isn't too juicy and might make me seem like a total b*tch but... My SIL is due in 2 weeks with baby number 2. Of course I'm jealous and it pisses me the fluck off that they got preggo on the first try 2 times... I know its silly but I am hoping she has another boy because I know how much she wants a girl.... Just because I'm a bitter b*tch!
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Really glad I was workin from home today. I may have taken some of my TTC frustration out by screaming at a stupid message playing over and over again while I was on hold. How the hell am I going to get on-line when I am locked out of my computer. My poor dog left the room
I farted in front of my FI for the first time ever (while conscious) in the two years we have been together. Not juicy enough? How about the fact that it was during 69. Straight up his nose. While he was cumming.
ZOMG! I didn't even read the rest, I had to stop right here to comment. Best. Confession. Evar!
I farted in front of my FI for the first time ever (while conscious) in the two years we have been together. Not juicy enough? How about the fact that it was during 69. Straight up his nose. While he was cumming.
My NC? Sometimes I feel a lot of you ladies (not just this one poster) are exaggerating the truth in some of your NCs. I mean anyone who will share that ^^^ also will share her funk... loudly and often! Two years of hiding farts? While he was cumming?
And where's the good stuff? Not just sex stuff... I don't really see that as a confession. Where's the stuff you type out and erase and spend 20 minutes trying to think of the best way to say your confession so that it doesn't make people think of you differently? We all have them!
The day you first lay in my arms, you made my life complete. Aurora Rose born sleeping at 35w on 4-21-10 BFP#2 {Almond} - 2.1.11 EDD 10.12.11 C/P 2.11.11
My sister is super self conscious about her body post baby, something everyone is aware of. While she was here my nephew puked on her so she needed to buy a new shirt (we were at the mall) and was trying on shirts so I decided to try a couple dresses on. Right after my sister came out almost in tears because nothing fit, I yelled out to my mom to get me a smaller size dress because I was "swimming" in the current size. I did it purely to make her feel a fraction of what I feel every time I have to be around them. Feeling inferior is a b!tch ain't it?
My Old Blog | My Chart | TTCAL Shenanigans ♥BFP #1 "Spawn"- 02/23/11 | EDD: 11/01/11 | natural m/c 03/20/11 @7w5d♥ ♥BFP #2 "Offspring"- 11/10/12 | EDD: 07/25/13 | incomplete m/c 12/14/12 @8w1d | D&C 12/21/12♥ ♥BFP #3 "Progeny" - 02/16/15 | It's a BOY!! | EDD: 10/17/15 | BD: 10/23/15♥ All AL Always Welcome
My sister is super self conscious about her body post baby, something everyone is aware of. While she was here my nephew puked on her so she needed to buy a new shirt (we were at the mall) and was trying on shirts so I decided to try a couple dresses on. Right after my sister came out almost in tears because nothing fit, I yelled out to my mom to get me a smaller size dress because I was "swimming" in the current size. I did it purely to make her feel a fraction of what I feel every time I have to be around them. Feeling inferior is a b!tch ain't it?
For the same reason, I'm always sure to mention to my pregnant friends (or friends with babies) how mother flucking amazing my husband is. I want them to know that my husband loves me more than their husbands love them.
It was a rough road, but Arlo Daniel was born April 1, 2013—and our second rainbow is due October 12, 2014.
My sister is super self conscious about her body post baby, something everyone is aware of. While she was here my nephew puked on her so she needed to buy a new shirt (we were at the mall) and was trying on shirts so I decided to try a couple dresses on. Right after my sister came out almost in tears because nothing fit, I yelled out to my mom to get me a smaller size dress because I was "swimming" in the current size. I did it purely to make her feel a fraction of what I feel every time I have to be around them. Feeling inferior is a b!tch ain't it?
For the same reason, I'm always sure to mention to my pregnant friends (or friends with babies) how mother flucking amazing my husband is. I want them to know that my husband loves me more than their husbands love them.
A - I do that too...all the time. It's one of the only things I have left on them. And I have ZERO shame in rubbing it in their face.
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Yesterday, I started my new job, and it has a step to get up to the register area. Yea, I totally tripped on it and landed on the floor right in front of a customer. I also took out a paper and pen that were on the counter. I bruised my knee pretty bad, and broke a blood vessel in my hand. Also, I have a bruise on my pinkie. I am so embarrassed, I told my DH and my friend but my FIL showed up at my work shortly after, the owner told him. He told my MIL and then she called me and laughed at me.
I am too embarrassed to tell anyone else IRL bc I can't believe I did that. On my first day, no less.
I have short term memory loss. Do not take it personally if I do not remember you right away.
No longer trying to conceive at all.
BFP #1 12/1/02 DD born 7/25/03
BFP #2 7/23/10 EDD 3/30/11 m/c 8/17/10 We will always miss you Angelique Marie!
BFP #3 4.13.11 EDD 12.18.11 m/c 5/13/11 d&c 5/18/11 We will always miss you Sprout Ryker!
Lucky Lee (furbaby) born 1.29.12
Midnight Marie (furbaby) born 7.4.12 passed for unknown reasons 9.19.12 Missing my jumping bean.
I farted in front of my FI for the first time ever (while conscious) in the two years we have been together. Not juicy enough? How about the fact that it was during 69. Straight up his nose. While he was cumming.
My NC? Sometimes I feel a lot of you ladies (not just this one poster) are exaggerating the truth in some of your NCs. I mean anyone who will share that ^^^ also will share her funk... loudly and often! Two years of hiding farts? While he was cumming?
And where's the good stuff? Not just sex stuff... I don't really see that as a confession. Where's the stuff you type out and erase and spend 20 minutes trying to think of the best way to say your confession so that it doesn't make people think of you differently? We all have them!
Re: ::Nightly Confessions::
BFP #2 8/22/12 | EDD 5/5/13 | DS1 born 5/9/13
BFP #3 4/25/15 | EDD 1/7/16 | MMC 7/2/15 @ 13w1d | D&E 7/8/15
BFP #4 12/9/15 | EDD 8/22/16 | DS2 born 5/18/16 at 26w2d
Just keep swimming.
I worry about not giving "enough" support here. I read every post and think about many of you guys alot.
That was totally lame...
Real Confession: DH and I have had sex once in the last two months. Everything seems to be working against us! He have to TTA until AF shows and we tried it with a condom once and it was a big fail. So to be safe, we're just not doing it. Once I get AF we'll probably go crazy, then be all pooped out when it's time for baby making sex!! And I STILL have not replaced my toy...*sigh*
D&C: 03/08/12 Waited for AF for 146 long days!
Hysteroscopy/D&C on July 10th to fix blocked cervix (DX: Cervical Stenosis)
BFP #2 12/8/12, EDD 08/21/13 Our rainbow arrived 08/24/13!
I hope it's okay that this isn't sexual. I have two NC's, both relating to hygiene (or lack thereof):
I rarely brush my teeth at night. Maybe 3 times a week, and maybe only once with paste, usually just wet the brush I hate brushing my teeth.
At least 3 out of every 4 weekends, I partake in "No Shower Sunday"
ETA: I have never had a cavity
BFP #2: 1.30.12 - missed m/c found on 2.27.12 - D&C 3.1.12 @8w
I am insatiable.... I think I have actually worn out DH... He is barely in the door for 5 minutes before I bring him to bed... It is a bit much I supposed but I just can't seem to get enough..
Hahaha... Poor FI. My DH would kill me for that one.
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I'm taking my confession as a sign I'm healing.
I work with 3-5 year olds but there's children from 6weeks-6 years in my building. Today in the breakroom there was a giant pile of donated baby/ children's clothes for classrooms. I stole a few newborn outfits for myself and stuck 'em in my purse when no one was looking.
BPF 1. Baby Girl "Petri" 12/22/11 Said goodbye 12/27/11
BPF 2. Baby Boy "Roo" 1/20/12 Heartbeat 160b/m 2/15/12 Said goodbye 2/20/12
BPF 3. Rainbow Baby Boy "Creed" 4/28/12 Born healthy and alive 1/5/13
BFP 4. "Rainbow 2.0" 8/17/14 due 4/28/15
"Darling don't be afraid. I have loved you a thousand years. I love you a thousand more."
Bahaha! This is awesome. Don't feel bad. When ever DH is "down there" I suddenly have to too. All my focus is just towards not farting.
BPF 1. Baby Girl "Petri" 12/22/11 Said goodbye 12/27/11
BPF 2. Baby Boy "Roo" 1/20/12 Heartbeat 160b/m 2/15/12 Said goodbye 2/20/12
BPF 3. Rainbow Baby Boy "Creed" 4/28/12 Born healthy and alive 1/5/13
BFP 4. "Rainbow 2.0" 8/17/14 due 4/28/15
"Darling don't be afraid. I have loved you a thousand years. I love you a thousand more."
OMG you girls are hilarious!
I might go take care of my self before DH gets home... Tuesdays are late nights for him, so I have to fight to stay awake.... so I might not get any tonight!! My fault completely but I can't help it! And If I do "get some" tonight then that will be a huge bonus!
Haha, this made me laugh! For some reason I often feel like farting during sex...
:::dies:::
Makes me think of that line from Mallrats... "what can I say, I was feeling very relaxed..."
BFP #2 8/22/12 | EDD 5/5/13 | DS1 born 5/9/13
BFP #3 4/25/15 | EDD 1/7/16 | MMC 7/2/15 @ 13w1d | D&E 7/8/15
BFP #4 12/9/15 | EDD 8/22/16 | DS2 born 5/18/16 at 26w2d
Just keep swimming.
LMAO!! I had no Idea either!! hahah!
Positive for HLA-B27, I'm a mutant
Testing - Me ok, gluten issue? DH - borderline count, low motility
4/28/11 IUI#1 = BFP!(5/25), EDD 2/2/12 - m/c 5w3d
7/3, 7/31, 9/25 - IUI#2-4=BFN
IVF#1 - 1 blast = BFP!! (12/30), EDD 9/9/12, confirmed c/p 4w2d
FET#1 3/2/12 - 2 blasts =BFP!! EDD 11/18/12, us#1 = twins! Confirmed m/c 5w6d
4/20-surprise BFP and another c/p 4w2d
FET#2 7/16/12 - 2 blasts = BFN
FET#3 8/20/12 - 1 blast - BFP!! Beta #1-2=177, 354
1st u/s 5w6d, one beautiful little HB
baby girl born 5/10/13
TTC#2 since 12/17/2014, Cycle 8
Repeat Testing...FSH=12, AMH=3.8, AFC=28.
IUI#5 5/10/15- c/p?
IVF#2 8/19/15 - cancelled due to cysts
IVF#2 take two 10/2015 - 5 blasts frozen
FET#4 12/11/2015 - BFN - 4 blasts remaining
FET#5 2/18/16 - BFP!!! Beta1-3, 126, 250, 745!!
Tons of love and ((hugs)) to my IF sister NMscubagirl
ZOMG! I didn't even read the rest, I had to stop right here to comment. Best. Confession. Evar!
My NC? Sometimes I feel a lot of you ladies (not just this one poster) are exaggerating the truth in some of your NCs. I mean anyone who will share that ^^^ also will share her funk... loudly and often! Two years of hiding farts? While he was cumming?
And where's the good stuff? Not just sex stuff... I don't really see that as a confession. Where's the stuff you type out and erase and spend 20 minutes trying to think of the best way to say your confession so that it doesn't make people think of you differently? We all have them!
Aurora Rose born sleeping at 35w on 4-21-10
BFP#2 {Almond} - 2.1.11 EDD 10.12.11 C/P 2.11.11
Hahahahahaha. Oh my God. Hahahahaha! I can't handle it!
ETA: This was directed toward hischelseababy's fart. I didn't hit quote, apparently.
Mine is mean, but eh.
My sister is super self conscious about her body post baby, something everyone is aware of. While she was here my nephew puked on her so she needed to buy a new shirt (we were at the mall) and was trying on shirts so I decided to try a couple dresses on. Right after my sister came out almost in tears because nothing fit, I yelled out to my mom to get me a smaller size dress because I was "swimming" in the current size. I did it purely to make her feel a fraction of what I feel every time I have to be around them. Feeling inferior is a b!tch ain't it?
♥BFP #1 "Spawn"- 02/23/11 | EDD: 11/01/11 | natural m/c 03/20/11 @7w5d♥
♥BFP #2 "Offspring"- 11/10/12 | EDD: 07/25/13 | incomplete m/c 12/14/12 @8w1d | D&C 12/21/12♥
♥BFP #3 "Progeny" - 02/16/15 | It's a BOY!! | EDD: 10/17/15 | BD: 10/23/15♥
All AL Always Welcome
For the same reason, I'm always sure to mention to my pregnant friends (or friends with babies) how mother flucking amazing my husband is. I want them to know that my husband loves me more than their husbands love them.
A - I do that too...all the time. It's one of the only things I have left on them. And I have ZERO shame in rubbing it in their face.
Tardy to the party, like always.
Yesterday, I started my new job, and it has a step to get up to the register area. Yea, I totally tripped on it and landed on the floor right in front of a customer. I also took out a paper and pen that were on the counter. I bruised my knee pretty bad, and broke a blood vessel in my hand. Also, I have a bruise on my pinkie. I am so embarrassed, I told my DH and my friend but my FIL showed up at my work shortly after, the owner told him. He told my MIL and then she called me and laughed at me.
I am too embarrassed to tell anyone else IRL bc I can't believe I did that. On my first day, no less.
Well, if we all have them, where's yours?
BFP #2: 1.30.12 - missed m/c found on 2.27.12 - D&C 3.1.12 @8w