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DH is such a dumb@ss!!

amoerizzleamoerizzle
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Yesterday, my husband made me an ooey gooey grilled cheese sandwich. He cut it in triangles, which made the cheese spill out everywhere and I could barely even eat it without getting messy. I have the worst husband EVER!!
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  • hokiemama06hokiemama06 member
    Seriously? Hmm  That sounds amazing to me!
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  • lizbylizby
    This is a totally acceptable reason to make an angry post.
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  • lizbylizby

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    Um, really? Tongue Tied I'm pretty sure that is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard. Next time make your own sandwich.

     

    I don't think people get the joke 

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  • morethancottoncandymorethancottoncandy
    LOLZ.  I see what you did there. 
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  • KatelynEA90KatelynEA90 member

    Hahaha. 

    For the record, I love my grilled cheese cut in triangles! same for my PB&J. =)

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    LOL
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  • KatelynEA90KatelynEA90 member
    imagelizby:

    imageMrsMuq:
    Um, really? Tongue Tied I'm pretty sure that is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard. Next time make your own sandwich.

     

    I don't think people get the joke 

    No, it's totally okay. He doesn't have a bachelors degree so she can't expect that much out of him 

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  • amoerizzleamoerizzle
    imageKatelynEA90:

    Hahaha. 

    For the record, I love my grilled cheese cut in triangles! same for my PB&J. =)

    mmm.....PB&J sounds delicious. :) 

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  • morethancottoncandymorethancottoncandy

    imageMrsMuq:
    I apparently missed a joke and am now very confused. Confused

    Scroll down to the "My H screwed up" post. 

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  • mattnrachelmattnrachel member

    imageamoerizzle:
    Yesterday, my husband made me an ooey gooey grilled cheese sandwich. He cut it in triangles, which made the cheese spill out everywhere and I could barely even eat it without getting messy. I have the worst husband EVER!!

    !Zomg! Why would you ever let a MAN get away with that? Get out the toolbox and go fix something!

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  • KrissyMissKrissyMiss
    imageKatelynEA90:
    imagelizby:

    imageMrsMuq:
    Um, really? Tongue Tied I'm pretty sure that is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard. Next time make your own sandwich.

     

    I don't think people get the joke 

    No, it's totally okay. He doesn't have a bachelors degree so she can't expect that much out of him 

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  • allisonmarie22allisonmarie22 member

    LOL, I think you forgot to turn on your sarcasm font.  :P

     

    Your husband sounds like a total idiot.  It's amazing that you can put up with that kind of torture and abuse!!  Wink

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  • mtpgroovemtpgroove
    imagemattnrachel:

    imageamoerizzle:
    Yesterday, my husband made me an ooey gooey grilled cheese sandwich. He cut it in triangles, which made the cheese spill out everywhere and I could barely even eat it without getting messy. I have the worst husband EVER!!

    !Zomg! Why would you ever let a MAN get away with that? Get out the toolbox and go fix something!

     

    LOL! agree

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  • pugznploonspugznploons member

    lol.

    I send sandwiches back to the kitchen if dh doesn't cut them diagonally ;)   

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  • trojastrojas member
    What a horrible husband! Next thing you know he'll rub your feet. Pathetic!
     


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  • ashcart01ashcart01 member
    Hahaha I love this. 
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  • LaurierGirl28LaurierGirl28
    I'd probably think about separation under those circumstances.
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  • amoerizzleamoerizzle
    imageallisonmarie22:

    LOL, I think you forgot to turn on your sarcasm font.  :P

     

    Your husband sounds like a total idiot.  It's amazing that you can put up with that kind of torture and abuse!!  Wink

    It's rough. I don't know how I do it either. He certainly better realize that he's walking a very tight rope this week.  

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  • gracefulashgracefulash member
    before clicking on this i seriously thought 'fck not another post like that!' and then my side is now hurting from laughing. WELL PLAYED.
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  • JennyJensingJennyJensing member
    Where did it go?? Apparently I missed some fun :( Did someone DD?
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    https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/65392686.aspx
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  • Sherbet LemonSherbet Lemon member

    imageJennyJensing:
    Where did it go?? Apparently I missed some fun :( Did someone DD?

    It's still there.  Scroll down a bit.  Title starts out with "I normally brag about DH but..."  Headed towards 100 replies and full of ridiculousness.  I'm really surprised she hasn't DD'd it (but glad, I needed the entertainment this evening).

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  • amberlynnr7amberlynnr7 member
    imageallisonmarie22:

    LOL, I think you forgot to turn on your sarcasm font.  :P

     

    Your husband sounds like a total idiot.  It's amazing that you can put up with that kind of torture and abuse!!  Wink

    Yup.. 

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  • kellbelle618kellbelle618 member

    imagegracefulash:
    before clicking on this i seriously thought 'fck not another post like that!' and then my side is now hurting from laughing. WELL PLAYED.

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  • khagan9368khagan9368 member
    imageamoerizzle:
    imageallisonmarie22:

    LOL, I think you forgot to turn on your sarcasm font.  :P

     

    Your husband sounds like a total idiot.  It's amazing that you can put up with that kind of torture and abuse!!  Wink

    It's rough. I don't know how I do it either. He certainly better realize that he's walking a very tight rope this week.  

    You should definitely banish him to the other side of the estate for the night! 

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  • JennyJensingJennyJensing member
    Hmm. This makes me wonder if my neighbor calls their double-wide an "estate." I mean, they have horses. I think they even have a GED!
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  • annemannalannemannal member
    Oh my gosh- THANK YOU for these posts and sharing the link of the other one- I had a kind of down day today and this and those other posts made me laugh so hard... Well played....
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  • ateal2490ateal2490 member

    How people missed the punchline here baffles me.

    I got your drift, OP....I laughed ;) 

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  • tjkdlhbtjkdlhb member

    Ah shoot.... I think I need to go make a grilled cheese now... That's perfectly acceptable for breakfast, right?




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  • cwm11985cwm11985 member
    WTF! Totally unacceptable! Doesn't have like 7 master's degrees?? and COME ON! He's a MAN! He should know how to do EVERYTHING!! You should not have to put up with such neglect and inattention to what you want! I hope you are filing for divorce today! ;)
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  • Scientist23Scientist23 member

    OMG... it's like a life or death situation!  Don't you know that the cheese can't touch the plate!!  It will cause some sort of crazy chemical reaction that could potentially make you violently ill!

    What ever shall you do!?!?

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