You start to tell the three little pigs to your baby ....and by the time you finished there were 3 pigs who lived in a paper, straw and brick house respectively and the big bad wolf ended up huffing and puffing and needing to use an inhaler and the piggy with the brick house takes pity on him and calls 911 and the wolf ends up on a nebulizer.
You can probably tell it's been a long time since I read any kids books or nursery rhymes...

on a bright note.. Dominik seemed suitably impressed by that version lol
Re: You know it's time to join the library when...
fantasic= note to self....I shall remind my kid when they say I am mean, that they could have had Wipz as a mommy so should count their blessings!!
He has one normal parent, he'll be ok
...and my stepdaughter grew up to be an awesome young woman (and trust me .. compared to her real mom..I am perfectly normal
OMG !!!.. my son is laid in my body pillow on the floor behind me, just let rip a thunder down under fart..I turned round and he is waving his arms like Jim Cary coming out of the bathroom in Pet Detective... guess he didn't like that one much haha .. that is too frickin funny, wish I had that on video
I feel the same way with children's books....I can't hardly remember any of them....and also children's songs, can't remember any of the words so most the time i sing whatever i can remember....
But I do find that my Kindle is a blessing with children's books...right now it works alot better than books because my dd loves to wiggle....