Dear Baby,
It's one thing that you head butt my bladder and cause me to nearly wet myself, and that you hug my stomach causing unbelievable heartburn, but could you please, please, stop kicking me in the lungs? I'm breathing for you too, you know.
Love Always,
Mommy
Re: I can't breathe.
hahahahahaha...
I second this motion...I am okay with peeing every 5 min, and i have dealt with the fact I'm not going to sleep anymore because she is a very strong kicker - 24 hours a day - but walking up 5 stairs and feeling like i'm never going to be able to breath again is a little much!