why do so many straight people think gays want them?

Re: why do so many straight people think gays want them?

• Sweeti7307 member

  April 2012

  Lol. My dad is like this. He thinks he has a nice tushy.
  

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• pinkiemo member

  April 2012

  Cause the straights are so much hotter than the gays.

  

   

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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• KJmashup member

  April 2012

  And most of these straights are moderately to acutely unattractive, generally .

  "To me, you are perfect."

  
  

  
  

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• Kitiara5512 member

  April 2012

  kirky05:

  Nothing makes me roll my eyes harder than a straight guy saying, "I just don't want him to hit on me." Oh shut up and get over yourself.
  

  Its like "Dude, considering you have to tip women to get them to come near you, I dont think a guy is going to be any more interested."

  "We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend fuck fantasy. Get to work on that, internet." Benedict Cumberbatch

  

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• megzway

  April 2012

  My mom is like this. One of her health aids at the hospital, after spending countless hours w/ my mom, confessed she likes women over men. My mom said she was than worried about her being around her. When I asked her why she said, what if she hits on me? LMBO. I said, right mom because all the gays want you. Bwuahhhahahahah

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• mrebecca member

  April 2012

  Baha. I've always wondered this. I mean, seriously people.

  
  

  
  
  

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  April 2012

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• CinemaGoddess member

  April 2012

  "The lesbians LOVE me" ~ direct quote from my drunken MIL. 

   
  

  
  

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• Mt2G1012

  April 2012

  DH and I both take it as a huge compliment when gays hit on us when we go out with my brother!  But as to the original question, IDK.  People are pretty full of themselves. 
  

  

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• OctoberBabyH

  April 2012

  Ha! Right? Also, why do so many straight women think that their gay guy friends think they are 'fabulous' and want to help them with everything from fashion to love advice? (They don't.)
  

  

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• RedWingsFan member

  April 2012

  Pfft, because they are extremely good lookingand beautiful, obvs.

  I don't think I've ever been hit on by a lesbian - this makes me sad

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• twirlyjack73 member

  April 2012

  I used to have a gay male roomie & we lived in a very gay part of town.  He once told me that he & some other gay guys have a thing for straight guys "because they are so macho".  I thought that was really interesting.  I love lesbians b/c they're usually sooo nice to me.  I don't think it's b/c they want to hump me or anything, they're just so charming.  If only chicks had dicks...

  

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