An older lady came into my office walked behind my desk and started asking me questions about professors and office hours. When I stood up to show her the info posted outside she saw my belly. She tried to touch me and then told me she would be back later to tell me how to give my baby a bath. Then she proceeded to ask if I was having twins and said I'm huge. I'm 5'2'' and I'm still wearing my size 2 jeans! My belly is just really big. I hope I can duck out before she returns for my lecture on baby washing.
Re: crazy lady at work
LOL...what a nut! I'm the same height as you and still wearing my same pre-maternity pants, but when people see my bulge they're like "wow, you are so big!" SO annoying!
Hope you get away before she comes back!
I would go to lunch early or try and be in someone's office when she is done. I wouldn't want a strange lady's infor/lecture either.