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pennysuedog · April 2012

Oliver and Morgan (Mr. Penny) both play realm of the mad god. Anyway Oliver read my H's username "Morgasm" a NN from high school that he uses for most of his online games. Now Oliver is asking what it means, Mh is at a loss for words, and O is very persistent. We will see how this pans out.

Chunstad · April 2012

Bahahahaha!!!

joolz17 · April 2012

I look forward to hearing the full explanation!

[Deleted User] · April 2012

Yikes. S'bout that time, no?

[Deleted User] · April 2012

See, this is why I plan on teaching my daughter about sex the same way mine taught me. By leaving an 80s edition of Our Bodies, Our Selves in my bathroom and never, ever mentioning it.

katecham · April 2012

Lol. I babysat for a guy whose screen name was "nipplegum" because it wouldn't let him do arreola.

blu-eyedwife · April 2012

Morgasm - it's like a Morgan spasm.

sharksfan · April 2012

overture:
See, this is why I plan on teaching my daughter about sex the same way mine taught me. By leaving an 80s edition of Our Bodies, Our Selves in my bathroom and never, ever mentioning it.

The book my mom chose was Growing Up and Feeling Good

thetheisens · April 2012

My dh's friends' call him Brandong or B-dong (his name is Brandon) and older ds asked him why last year, he just laughed and said because it sounded funny. Ds totally didn't buy it. Looks like dumb guy nicknames eventually catch up with them! How did he explain himself out of Morgasm?

scarlettoctober · April 2012

sharksfan:

overture:
See, this is why I plan on teaching my daughter about sex the same way mine taught me. By leaving an 80s edition of Our Bodies, Our Selves in my bathroom and never, ever mentioning it.

The book my mom chose was Growing Up and Feeling Good

I didn't even get this from my mom! When it came to sex, she said, "You're going to do what you're going to do, no matter what I say. So, for God's sake, use a condom."

joolz17 · April 2012

overture:
See, this is why I plan on teaching my daughter about sex the same way mine taught me. By leaving an 80s edition of Our Bodies, Our Selves in my bathroom and never, ever mentioning it.

Mine left What's Happening to Me and another one whose name escapes me. And I was super sad my boobs never got past the size in the photo of the 14 year old. Until breastfeeding.

[Deleted User] · April 2012

To clarify, she left it in her own bathroom, and I studied that thing intensely. It's a great resource, but, looking back...waaaaay more information than an 11 year old needs.

I remember reading about orgasms and saying out loud "okay, yeah, but what IS IT?!" Could not really figure that out until I had one.

ETA: I also didn't know until I was like 15 that men could have orgasms.

mars37810 · April 2012

scarlettoctober:

I didn't even get this from my mom! When it came to sex, she said, "You're going to do what you're going to do, no matter what I say. So, for God's sake, use a condom."

My mom pretty much did the same thing with us. She was 18 when she had my sister so she already knew that no matter what she said during "the talk" we would do what we wanted to do.

wendyll64 · April 2012

overture:
See, this is why I plan on teaching my daughter about sex the same way mine taught me. By leaving an 80s edition of Our Bodies, Our Selves in my bathroom and never, ever mentioning it.

Yes!

wendyll64 · April 2012

Yeeeeah..... We're going to go ahead and need the transcript from that convo...

aml+japan · April 2012

Just now realized that my mom and I never had "the talk!"

My school's book of choice was "The Art of Loving Well" and we had boiled egg babies and all that, but by 6th grade I had already learned it all from my BFF's mom's hidden stash of Playgirl and adult Judy Blumes. Yes

blue_angeleyes06 · April 2012

aml+japan:

Just now realized that my mom and I never had "the talk!"

My school's book of choice was "The Art of Loving Well" and we had boiled egg babies and all that, but by 6th grade I had already learned it all from my BFF's mom's hidden stash of Playgirl and adult Judy Blumes.

This. My mom and I never did either. Then she was pissed when she found out my now husband and I were doing it.

Shannon526 · April 2012

blu-eyedwife:
Morgasm - it's like a Morgan spasm.

That's perfect. he should totally use that one!

Also, my mom and I never had the "talk" either.. Not even about my period! I remember when I first got it, I thought it went away at night and you didn't need a pad hahaha.. ooh how quickly I realized I was mistaken...

LCass · April 2012

My mom got me a book and explained it all when I was really young (like, around 5). I think so that it wouldn't be embarrassing for either of us, like it would have been if I was older. She never could handle those conversations well from when I was about 10 until I got pregnant!

When I was 6 or 7 I told my uncle that he and my aunt should give me a cousin, and so he asked me how they do that. He was expecting some story about the stork or a cabbage patch from this little girl with her hair in pigtails. I told him EXACTLY how to give me a cousin. He was sooooo embarrassed!

Penny, how did your husband explain his name to Oliver?

UFCasey · April 2012

LCass:
When I was 6 or 7 I told my uncle that he and my aunt should give me a cousin, and so he asked me how they do that. He was expecting some story about the stork or a cabbage patch from this little girl with her hair in pigtails. I told him EXACTLY how to give me a cousin. He was sooooo embarrassed!

OMG that is awesome! Hahahaha!

Penny - how about Morgan + organism = morgasm?

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