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You know what, that was in poor taste. Sorry.

ExcitedtostartExcitedtostart member
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A) I didn't realize I was on the wrong board. I thought I was on 3T.

B) This was a snarky post in response to the "I had twins at 51 with the help of some special herb I can sell you" spam. 

C) There may be women on this board who would give their everything to have twins at 51. It was in poor taste, and I'm sorry. 

My apologies ladies. Can I claim a post-sugar high coma?
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Re: You know what, that was in poor taste. Sorry.

  • ExcitedtostartExcitedtostart member
    Glad you enjoyed it. 

    Sadly I attended a gluttonfest earlier today that consisted of (but not limited to):

    Assorted hard cheeses, cured meats, marinated mozzarell, roasted peppers and onions, griled cold asparagus, zucchini, carrots, tomatoes (including those weird colored and heirloom ones) breads, jellys and jams, prosciutto and melon with other fruits. 

    Then there was salad. I know, gluttinous salad? It's hard to imagine. Basically, take a huge, awesome salad and cover it in candied pecans, blue cheese and croutons made from crack. 

    Then there was a small pasta course. 

    Then baby lamb chops and roast beef with mint jelly, mashed potatoes, risotto, green beans almondine, gravy and some bernaise sauce. 

    I forgot to mention the seafood courses because I don't eat that, but if you're game, eat your body weight in oysters, shrimp cocktail, clams, and some sort of big shellfish claws. 

    Finally, dessert buffet: ice cream sundae, billions of little Italian cookies, tiny little mousse cups, chocolates, assorted fruits, cupcakes and muffins, and a chocolate fountain. 

    My stomach tried to raise the white flag halfway through, but my mouth was singing "Believe it or not, I'm walking on air, I never thought I could feel so free, Flyin away on a wing and a prayer...."

    I wish I were exaggerating.  
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  • ExcitedtostartExcitedtostart member
    But you didn't give yourself a heart attack either. I'm pretty sure all but two of my coronary arteries are completely blocked. 

    And the last two are just holding out for a second round of dessert. 
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