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Homebirth kit funny story.

Our homebirth kit was supposed to come with an aquarium net for catching, um, stuff in the water during a tub birth. They forgot it, and since they are so cheap, we figured we'd just buy it instead of contacting the kit company and waiting around for them to send a new one. We needed to order more pet food online, so my H just ordered an aquarium net from the site...apparently without checking sizes!

It's huge! I think you could almost catch the baby in it! I don't know what else he thinks is going to come out of me, but hopefully nothing THAT large!

For reference, this pic shows a few sizes, including the standard small/medium we were supposed to get (meant for scooping up goldfish and such) and the huge one we actually have now (apparently meant for scooping catfish out of the river).

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Hopefully my #2s never approach that size. I told him that when the MW sees it, she's going to turn around and go back home. Stick out tongue

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Re: Homebirth kit funny story.

  • I literally lol'd at this. Please try to show it to your midwife with a straight face and tell us how she reacts... It's gonna be awesome ;-) 

     

      

    "If you find a mate in life, you should be loyal. In your case, grateful."
    SAHM to two sweet girls, both born at home; Baby #3 in 2013!
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  • We went to the pet store to get a net, and DH insisted on an 8 inch one... he said if he was going to be chasing poos, he wanted it to be the least work possible.  :P  I don't think it's nearly as big as yours, though.  LOL

    Due 12/20/11 ~ Lost our Muskrat at 9w2d
    4/25/12 ~ Our angel, Persephone James, is here!

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