October 2011 Moms

Sometimes I worry about DH

He is currently napping on the couch. I entered the living room, and he started sleep talking. He said, "Here, take the baby." He did not have the baby, as the baby is sound asleep in his crib.

He then proceeded to lift a pillow from his chest, hovered it in air for a few seconds, and then dropped it to the floor. I can only assume that the pillow was "the baby."

 He just dropped our kid!

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Re: Sometimes I worry about DH

  • This just cracked me up.  It totally sounds like something MH would do.  Once, in the middle of the night he woke up, looked right at me, and started punching the pillow while saying "squirms are the only worms, ya got me?"  He's been semi-normal since.   

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  • That is hilarious.  The other day my DH heard the baby crying and raced upstairs from a dead sleep.  He had completely forgot I was home.
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  • That's so funny! You need to record that and play it back for him! My dh got up on his knees in the bed one night and told me he was going to start the engine and then proceded to grab the fan blade and spin it. He then laid back down and went to sleep, he claims not to remember it.

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  • **Update**

    I just walked back into the room and he told me there is a duck floating in the room swimming in black water.

    What kind of dream is this? Sheesh.

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  • Ahahaha! I love it! MH has been known to say crazy things too! Lol
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  • Lol my husband is the man who sleep fed a teddy bear and wanted to know why he wasn't eating. He talks in his sleep along with walks almost every night. 

  • hahah my DH will wake me up and just start talking jibberish. One night he scared the bejeebus out of me by laughing whole heartedly while he was dead asleep. He never remembers anything. He's an odd man, to say the least.
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  • Haha this has me busting my gut with laughs. Hilarious!
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  • Lol. Too funny! I'm a crazy sleeper. I talk, moan, slap, punch, and yell in my sleep.
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  • My (soon 2b ex :( ) hubby talked quite often in his sleep but, the most common would be when he would pet me and think I was the dog!
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  • That is so funny!  I'm pretty sure my DH doesn't give our baby one thought once he falls asleep.
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  • My DH pinched me HARD in his sleep!  Not a fun way to be woken up!

    I yelled out, which woke him up. I asked him what he was dreaming about that would make him pinch me. He said he was dreaming about fighting his brother. Nice.



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    MH says crazy stuff too when he's sleeping. The one that had to do with LO was a while ago. I had just come back to bed after getting up for a feeding. This was roughly our "conversation":

    DH: Where's C*****?

    Me: In his bed.

    DH: Oh, I thought you were holding him. [::brief pause::] Where's the other one? I can't remember his name.

    Me: We only have one baby.

    DH: Oh, okay.

    That is fabulous. Yes

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  • These are all funny stories!  My DH says crazy stuff in his sleep too. 

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