Stolen from TTGP: What do you/DH/SO call "sex"?

eesome · April 2012

When you want some or your DH/SO wants some, what do you/they say?

My DH:

1.) "Let's take a nap..." then gives me a naughty grin. (daytime sex)

2.) "Meeeeoooow" then looks me up and down. (nighttime sex)

Me:

1.) "Naughty time!" and grins (nighttime sex...I don't do morning sex!)

SarahPLiz · April 2012

We are pretty boring. Its just sex, no matter what time of day.

Gilliebear · April 2012

Ah...we have "nap times" too.

Im going to go out on a limb here and say the truth. DH and I are not classy when it comes to asking for sex.

"Wanna bang?"

:::Hangs head and blushes:::

tandb2010 · April 2012

I say "hey do you want to go get me worked up?" and DH jus stands at the door of whatever room we are in and says "I am going to go have a nap." and then stands there and looks at me.

MandiNewMommy · April 2012

If its durning the day...something like hurry up and get nekie way G is sleeping

We also do the Wanna Bang...lol

Duffgurl · April 2012

We don't really have one thing we call it. DH will usually give me a look or just start kissing me or start undressing me Smile

When I want something I will prance him, rub his inner thigh, or just take him to the spot I want to make love.

betsy538 · April 2012

We like to go for "walks". Not sure how/why we call it that, but it's funny.

Sometimes I'll tell him I'm going to go for a walk in the morning and he gets all excited...then realizes I really mean a walk outside...haha!

JaysonandKristin · April 2012

We are of the "Wanna f@ck?" persuasion.

Or, we'll ask if the other wants to "do it."

Yes, we are the klassiest of klassy...

Gilliebear · April 2012

I will also add on to my earlier, classier, statement that sometimes when on the phone we get immature and make "sausage for supper" comments and is the kitty hungry...lol.

Yes-I JUST went there, haha.

whitney1170 · April 2012

Gilliebear:

I will also add on to my earlier, classier, statement that sometimes when on the phone we get immature and make "sausage for supper" comments and is the kitty hungry...lol.

Yes-I JUST went there, haha.

Not only is that completely awesome, but I would make you be my BFF if I lived in Canada! (In a non-creepy way of course)

Duffgurl · April 2012

Gilliebear:

I will also add on to my earlier, classier, statement that sometimes when on the phone we get immature and make "sausage for supper" comments and is the kitty hungry...lol.

Yes-I JUST went there, haha.

Ok what about this one baby pink clam! LOL Wink tmi

Gilliebear · April 2012

whitney1170:
Gilliebear:

I will also add on to my earlier, classier, statement that sometimes when on the phone we get immature and make "sausage for supper" comments and is the kitty hungry...lol.

Yes-I JUST went there, haha.

Not only is that completely awesome, but I would make you be my BFF if I lived in Canada! (In a non-creepy way of course)

Not creepy at all! Not going to lie, Im always up for a dirty joke, they are the best kind!

And Duff, there can never be too much TMI, thats when the posts get good!

Duffgurl · April 2012

Gilliebear:
whitney1170:
Gilliebear:

I will also add on to my earlier, classier, statement that sometimes when on the phone we get immature and make "sausage for supper" comments and is the kitty hungry...lol.

Yes-I JUST went there, haha.

Not only is that completely awesome, but I would make you be my BFF if I lived in Canada! (In a non-creepy way of course)

Not creepy at all! Not going to lie, Im always up for a dirty joke, they are the best kind!

And Duff, there can never be too much TMI, thats when the posts get good!

LOL I know! Hahahaha

BnchaNums · April 2012

"do stuff"

Because we're 12 and can't say the word.

EmSue412 · April 2012

Hahaha, these are great! Back in our girlfriend/boyfriend days, we would call it "booty." Wanna do booty? Lol. Now, we're not so cutesy and we usual just say, "wanna do it?" or "let's have sex" or he says, "wanna hop on it?" Haha, love it.

babybchbum · April 2012

snuggle time :-)

Or he just starts to go for it

eesome · April 2012

Gilliebear:
I will also add on to my earlier, classier, statement that sometimes when on the phone we get immature and make "sausage for supper" comments and is the kitty hungry...lol.
Yes-I JUST went there, haha.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! This is freakin' fantastic!

Penny424 · April 2012

We do the "wanna do it?" or I will say "you have 2 mins to get upstairs or I fall asleep".... with a grin: ) Funny part is I never see my husband move so fast until those comments are made Stick out tongue

megsta1 · April 2012

We have our "nap time" too. Majority of the time we have sex is during our "nap times". (like today! Stick out tongue )

We do this thing where we pull our shirt out at the bottom (like you are going to curtsey, but with your shirt) and we give the other person a really silly smile and call their name! LOL we are weird.

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