April 2012 Moms

So whose inside baby...

Stabs them with a tiny knife? Omg I swear that's what she is doing. It sucks.
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  • Mine! Sometimes she stabs my bladder. THANKS BABY.
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  • Mine does this especially at night when she's most active and also to my bladder. I am thinking her nails are clawing and scratching into me, it's painful! 

    Lillian April 17, 2012
  • Mine doesn't like it when I'm in a specific position.  His feet are in my right-side ribs, and when I lay on my left side, he uses my ribs as a trampoline...but sometimes, if I'm tilted a particular way, it's like he has steel-toed boots, and tries to rip my ribs/stomach with them! This kid is grounded already...
  • It's my bladder too most times! Ugh I hate it. Sometimes I joke around with H when she does it that I don't even wanna hold her after she's born. He gets all serious and tells me I'm mean.
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  • This baby definitely has some kind of sharp device that he or she keeps jamming into my cervix. It's like getting a really rough pap smear from inside my uterus!
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    It's my bladder too most times! Ugh I hate it. Sometimes I joke around with H when she does it that I don't even wanna hold her after she's born. He gets all serious and tells me I'm mean.

    Haha, I joke like that too...I say that I'm already irrationally irritated and this kid because he won't come out and he hurts me. 

  • Yes and I swear sometimes it feels like a tiny hand is literally coming out my vag. But at the same time he is karate kicking me up at my ribs! I am so ready to meet him but I'll miss these crazy feelings.
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  • Same here... This weekend I've developed quite a few sharp pains like that. They make me stop instantly and groan. ...I swear I'm feeling fingernails too!
  • I think baby is doing this to my cervix right now!!!!
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  • Yes, it seems like's it's mostly when i'm standing at and talking to someone, so I make some weird, "Ooh or OW" sound and they look at me like i'm nutso. I'm fully expecting her to come out with a set of Lee press-on nails on.

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  • I sometimes joke that he's biting me from the inside!  I've told him several times that he's already accrued some time-out time from all of the pain!
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  • Mind does. She seems to have a vendetta against my right ribs.

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  • imagePinkSapphires:
    This baby definitely has some kind of sharp device that he or she keeps jamming into my cervix. It's like getting a really rough pap smear from inside my uterus!

    Same here! I told DH that as soon as LO comes out the first thing on the agenda is a stern talking to about how stabbing Mommy is not nice!!

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  • Mine is assuming the 'crash position' per my DH. He/She is pressing its legs up against my stomach as hard as it possibly can.

    They're cute at this age...:-)

  • I don't think mine has a sharp knife so much as a heavy blunt object with which she tries to push her way out under my bust. 

    I keep thinking "my God, she seems strong!"  I can't imagine her being all delicate and frail once she's out because inside she's a tank!

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