DH just put down new flooring in the kitchen LAST NIGHT, to replace all the ruined flooring the dogs pissed on. We come home from the store and the goddamnedmotherfuckingdog chewed the motherfucking floor up! I want to throw up and then kill the damned thing.
2 years, 2 surgeries, 2 clomid fails, 2 IUIs, 1 loss, IVF #1 - 10/25/10 = BFP!, DS is now 3.5yrs!
TTC #2 - 6/12 surgery #3, FET #1 & 1.2 = BFN, 12/2012 FET #2 = BFP! DD is 1.5 yrs!
Surprise! 12/16/14 BFP, loss #2 12/31/14
I can't wait for the "im getting a divorce" post in 5 years or so because your husbands were fed up with your disgusting chair asses from playing on the knot all day and getting fired 4-5 times for not doing any work. you guys are all winners!! ~ Laur929
It's obviously too late for your kitchen floor, but it sounds like your dog majorly needs to be crate trained.
TTC since June 2010.
DX hypothyroidism, pituitary hyperfunction, and PCOS.
On med/treatment break indefinitely. Not currently trying.
Lots of love to all of my Golden Girls!
The Vagtastic Voyage
We're currently replacing carpeting that was part of a gigantic piss-fest thrown by (we suspect) both our dog and our cat, but we never caught either one of them doing it, so it's tough to say. But we know that it wasn't me, and I'm 95% sure it wasn't Husband. Sorry about your floors. :-(
We're currently replacing carpeting that was part of a gigantic piss-fest thrown by (we suspect) both our dog and our cat, but we never caught either one of them doing it, so it's tough to say. But we know that it wasn't me, and I'm 95% sure it wasn't Husband. Sorry about your floors. :-(
I'm sorry but that just made me laugh so hard!
Make sure you have a good enzyme cleaner for the floor underneath the carpeting to get the smell out.
I know right? Little shithead is lucky I love hime so much. He thought he had done the greatest thing ever last night. And it is really hard to stay mad at the german shepherd dog that thinks he is a 5lb puppy who can climb in your lap.
Re: OMFG
2 years, 2 surgeries, 2 clomid fails, 2 IUIs, 1 loss, IVF #1 - 10/25/10 = BFP!, DS is now 3.5yrs!
TTC #2 - 6/12 surgery #3, FET #1 & 1.2 = BFN, 12/2012 FET #2 = BFP! DD is 1.5 yrs!
Surprise! 12/16/14 BFP, loss #2 12/31/14
I can't wait for the "im getting a divorce" post in 5 years or so because your husbands were fed up with your disgusting chair asses from playing on the knot all day and getting fired 4-5 times for not doing any work. you guys are all winners!! ~ Laur929
It's obviously too late for your kitchen floor, but it sounds like your dog majorly needs to be crate trained.
TTC since June 2010.
DX hypothyroidism, pituitary hyperfunction, and PCOS.
On med/treatment break indefinitely. Not currently trying.
Lots of love to all of my Golden Girls!
The Vagtastic Voyage
Yea a crate will be on the list for tomorrow.
I agree. So sorry about your floor, that is beyond frustrating.
We're currently replacing carpeting that was part of a gigantic piss-fest thrown by (we suspect) both our dog and our cat, but we never caught either one of them doing it, so it's tough to say. But we know that it wasn't me, and I'm 95% sure it wasn't Husband. Sorry about your floors. :-(
I'm sorry but that just made me laugh so hard!
Make sure you have a good enzyme cleaner for the floor underneath the carpeting to get the smell out.
TTC since 2010
lots of IUIs and 1 IVF all BFNs
FET currently on hold
I know right? Little shithead is lucky I love hime so much. He thought he had done the greatest thing ever last night. And it is really hard to stay mad at the german shepherd dog that thinks he is a 5lb puppy who can climb in your lap.