what do you and your DH call sex?

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• can_can

  November 2008

  "play" (ie: want to play?)

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• pivey member

  November 2008

  Me: effing

  Him: making love.

  Me: screwing

  Him: sex

  Me: Doin the nasty

  Him: sexy time

  You get my drift...
  

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• TARAnj

  November 2008

  lol, I don't know. We kind of just do it! LOL

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• Mogwai

  November 2008

  being intimate

  ***

  get some luvin

  being close

  taking care of things

   

  Lots of euphamisms.  And foul language
  

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• rease.

  November 2008

  lol, when im goofing around its humping or doin it! lol

  when im pissed its fvcking

  and when im just talking about it its sex

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• Mogwai

  November 2008

  damnit.  The bleep was _fucking.
  

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• booboofixer

  November 2008

  I hate to admit this because I just laughed when I thought of typing but "watching tv" or do "something with you" , my dh is a total prude!!!

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• GASuzuki member

  November 2008

  "It." *wiggling eyebrows*

  
  

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• alicatt79 member

  November 2008

  Depends, you got your: 

   Crazy Monkey Love

  F*cking 

  Bumpin' Uglies

  Makin' the Beast with 2 Backs

  he's been known to do me before

  and we've had sex

  we NEVER call it making love.  That's gross.

   

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• jamie4duke member

  November 2008

  We jokingly call it pooty-poo.  I can't remember how that ever got started but it cracks me up. 

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• lbitz

  November 2008

  we say "wanna do stuff" with the eyebrow raise, but that's only when we're trying to figure out the other's mood. Otherwise we just pounce on each other

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• mariatech22 member

  November 2008

  When we are joking around it "Sexy Time"

  

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• halij52002 member

  November 2008

  Sex, fvcking, or making love... lol we aren't really into codes... lmao

   

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• Temp552270562505132

  November 2008

  we don't really refer to it, as a specific term

  "i need to get f*cked right now!"

  "quick take off your pants"

  are both good examples of how i might get the point across. hypothetically speaking.

   

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• adamwife

  November 2008

  TARAnj:

  lol, I don't know. We kind of just do it! LOL

  Ditto.  The conversation usually goes like this:

  Me:  Gabe just went down for a nap, if you want some we had better hurry.

  Him:  ::unzipping pants::

  It's so sexy.  lol

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• brookieandphil

  November 2008

  I usually say "wanna do it"

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• leslienpete member

  November 2008

  Sexy time!

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• Aprilsies

  November 2008

  I would be enjoying some italian sausage.....

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• sunnysouthfla

  November 2008

  HAHA pp...bumpin uglies...my husband says that! He has all kinds of stupid phrases....hey baby wanna take a ride on the bologna pony...he's so mature at 40!

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• cajuncutie0169

  November 2008

  Normally it's just sex but we also have a few favorite ways of going about it:

  "It's business time"
  "Wanna_fuck?"
  And when he's feeling especially goofy "Wanna play snuggle bunnies?" No idea where that came from.
  

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• Temp552270562505132

  November 2008

  sunnysouthfla:

  HAHA pp...bumpin uglies...my husband says that! He has all kinds of stupid phrases....hey baby wanna take a ride on the bologna pony...he's so mature at 40!

  LOL ..... bologna pony.

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• mrspaul07

  November 2008

  Most of the time we just call it sex.

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• bstngrl578 member

  November 2008

  adamwife:

   The conversation usually goes like this:

  Me:  Gabe just went down for a nap, if you want some we had better hurry.

  Him:  ::unzipping pants::

  It's so sexy.  lol

   This is usually how it works for us too!
   

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• Solelle member

  November 2008

  My husband calls it sexy time.  I say "Do you want to embrace?"

   LOL!  
  

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• TheJohns

  November 2008

  coming in late here.....

  but we say lots of things jokingly. actually I say them, he just starts fondling me if he wants it. among the phrases are "play hide the zuchinni/sausage" "sexy time" (with a Borat accent) "humpy" "ride the donkey"

  there are definitely more. i try to come up with new ones to make him laugh whenever possible

  

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• kiliwicket

  November 2008

  We've  called it snoo-snoo for I don't know how long.  (reference to episode of futurama with amazon women... 'Me want snoo-snoo!'  LOL!)

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• CWMC

  November 2008

  making love

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• Geekchick921 member

  November 2008

  kiliwicket:

  We've  called it snoo-snoo for I don't know how long.  (reference to episode of futurama with amazon women... 'Me want snoo-snoo!'  LOL!)

  LOL!  I love that episode!  "I never thought I'd go out like this, but I always really hoped."

  For us:

  F*ckin', luvin(s)', getting some, getting laid, sex, I think we've called it snoo-snoo before too, sexy time (wah wah woo wah), and I think that's about it.

  And for everyone else that said sexy time... this is all I can think of.

  

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  Sarah - 12/23/2008
  Alex - 9/30/2011
  
  
  
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