Friday Fives

Mason&Mama · March 2012

No one started this one this week. We seem to be slacking on our regular posts. I am having a hard time thinking of good subject, so feel free to start a Friday Five Part 2 if you can think of something better. Five things that you would like to say right now to : SO LO In-law of your choice Crazy co-worker (or other crazy person in your life is you SAH) Fellow Bumpies

Mason&Mama · March 2012

EX- Thank you for all of the support this week. I know that we have our issues, but I would not have made it through hell week without your help. I am grateful that we are having success parenting together while separated. LO- I am sorry that you had such a rough week. I know that you feel miserable, and that breaks my heart. I am so relieved that you had a better day. I had a lot of fun playing with you tonight. MIL- You are one crazy azz b!tch, but I am still sorry that I haven't visited often since the break-up. In would never try and keep Mason away from you no matter what happens between your son and I. Crazy co-worker - How did you make it through nursing school? I watch you in amazement every shift, and I wonder how you haven't killed anyone yet. I am guessing that it is only a matter of time. You are horrible at your job. You should also learn English if you are going to work in an American hospital. Fellow bumpies - Can't we all just get along?

Saltina11 · March 2012

I love you * 5!

swimiz500 · March 2012

SO: That he is driving me crazy with his sheer existence, that I am sorry, but I cannot be around him right now.

LO: That I love her more than anything in the whole world.

In-law of your choice: I would tell my SIL to have her baby already- DD needs a cousin, and SIL is a week overdue!

Crazy co-worker (or other crazy person in your life is you SAH): I would tell my crazy neighbors to STFU. They love to scream in the streets all. day. long.

Fellow Bumpies: That I enjoy talking about silly stuff like this. A lot.

Little&BigPea · March 2012

SO - Please go back to work, I love having you around every evening but I am really tired after working all day and playing with DD. I know you like being home with us, plus it was nice when you had your own pocket money.
LO - You are growing up too fast. All this crawling and climbing is making me realize that very soon you will not be my little baby anymore.In-law of your choice - SIL, why are you in such a hurtful relationship? It hurts your brother and he misses you.Crazy co-worker (or other crazy person in your life is you SAH) - I work but I don't think I have any crazy co-workers, annoying yes, crazy nope. :)Fellow Bumpies - I agree with M&M, why can't we all get along? (Which doesn't mean it has to be drama free, but less of the picking on one Bumpie until they leave) Also, remember just because this isn't the real world does not mean that hurtful things said online don't still hurt real people in the real world.

Kimmy9j · March 2012

SO: Thanks for the random sexing last night, I am just glad the tylenol pm I chased with a G&T wasnt so strong that I missed the whole thing

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LO: howabout sleeping in tomorrow?

In-law of your choice: I am always tired, you can stop asking cause "are you tired in portuguese translates to "you look like crap" in daughter in law

Crazy co-worker (or other crazy person in your life is you SAH):

Your lifes not hard, we work 20 hours at week in the actual office, STFU

Fellow Bumpies: I love it when were rough around the edges yet functional

FrankieandTyler · March 2012

SO: I still can't believe we have a son! There are times I feel like I'm doing this all by myself and that sucks, but you're getting better. We talked about communication, can we get that down, PLEASE? I love you, you're my main squeeze even if sometimes I just want to squeeze your head off!

LO: Hey Boo! Everyone told me there's no love like a Mother's love for her child. I thought I understood until you showed up! I love you so much it hurts. If I thought about it too long it would kill me. I think you're the coolest cat that ever came down my alley! You keep being you and I'll be one happy Mama for the rest of my life! Love you boo boo!

In-law of your choice: MIL: I've decided keeping my mouth shut when it comes to you is the wrong thing to do. So from now on I'll follow your lead and say anything that creeps up into my dim little skull. You're only making me a better person from all your trash and a better Mom.

Crazy co-worker (or other crazy person in your life is you SAH): Crazy person: Future Sister In Law: I hope you don't have a 36hr labor like mine. If you want drugs, get them. But can you please stop trying to figure out what went wrong in my situation. Women don't often pop a baby out in an hour. I hope you do, but don't plan on it. OH...and just because you're tall, doesn't make for an easier labor. I don't know where you got this latest tidbit, but don't bank on it. I just want to be your friend, but you're making it difficult. I'm not a cautionary tale! I wish you all the luck and pray for a sweet, healthy, happy baby niece of nephew in August!

Fellow Bumpies: Sup Ladies! and I...can't finish this because my LO just woke up after 1hr of blissful sleep! It's gonna be one of these nights i guess! motherhood is tough, glad i found tb!

weebos8 · March 2012

SO: I hate how your trip keeps getting longer and longer; it's super annoying!

LO: You are the best thing I have ever done with my life.

In-law of your choice: This is from two weeks ago. MIL just because DH is sick doesn't mean he needs you to drive and hour and a half to be with him. And yes, I know he called you, but seriously, he needs to man up. It's a sinus infection, he's not dying.

Crazy co-worker (or other crazy person in your life is you SAH) This is to the parents of the two kids I watch: Thanks so much for having LO and me over for dinner yesterday, but the arguing in front me? Super awkward, yowza.

Fellow Bumpies: Thanks for giving me social interaction. I am with kids all day, DH is OOT and we recently moved so I don't really have any friends yet.