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In honor of St. Paddy's Day! (This is NOT meant to be offensive in any way.)
On a construction site, a foreman asked one of his Irish workers, "What's the difference between a joist and a girder?"
The Irishman replied, "Oh, that's easy. Joist is the one who wrote Ulysses and Girder is the one who wrote Faust."
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Weekend plans: Grading at least 12 hours a day. Next week is Finals Week.
Also in honor of St. Patty's. How did the Irish man break his arm raking leaves? Answer: He fell out of the tree.
Cheesy I know, its an oldie but goodie Plus all the other jokes I know are too inappropriate to post lol.
Weekend plans - date night with DH! He will be threatened with serious bodily harm if he does not flirt and pay me some long over due attention.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven, eight nine
Weekend plans are soccer, gymnastics and DD1 is taking her first ballet/tap class
Re: Someone tell a joke! Where is everyone?
In honor of St. Paddy's Day! (This is NOT meant to be offensive in any way.)
On a construction site, a foreman asked one of his Irish workers, "What's the difference between a joist and a girder?"
The Irishman replied, "Oh, that's easy. Joist is the one who wrote Ulysses and Girder is the one who wrote Faust."
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Weekend plans: Grading at least 12 hours a day. Next week is Finals Week.
Mac and cheese lover!
Also in honor of St. Patty's. How did the Irish man break his arm raking leaves? Answer: He fell out of the tree.
Cheesy I know, its an oldie but goodie
Plus all the other jokes I know are too inappropriate to post lol.
Weekend plans - date night with DH! He will be threatened with serious bodily harm if he does not flirt and pay me some long over due attention.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven, eight nine
Weekend plans are soccer, gymnastics and DD1 is taking her first ballet/tap class