July 2011 Moms

Let's start a naughty thread.....

Since I've admitted to naked pictures of myself being on the internet (although probably not that surprising to people)....

Do any of you have a naughty little something to share that would surprise the board? 


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Re: Let's start a naughty thread.....

  • It looks like no one wants to share.

    I am racking my brain, but I can't think of anything really juicy.

    How about ... I love skinnydipping. I can't remember the last time I went skinnydipping (it has been a long time), but I think that it is the most wonderful feeling. It is even more fun when you are somewhere that you potentially can be caught. Embarrassed

    Here is one more. When I was in Vegas with EX a few years ago, I pulled him into one of the really fancy public restrooms in a casino, and we had sex right there on the couch. It is my only sex in public story because that is totally not my style. We didn't get caught.

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  • I was downtown one night in 2004 for the City's version of Mardi Gras. I was pretty wasted and had collected a lot of beads if you know what I mean. One day about a year later while vacationing in SC, a friend of mine called me and said she was getting a tattoo and they had this video playing on the monitors called "Clematis After Dark- locals only' and there I was up close & personal with this camera for all the world to see.

    These guys were going around with little cameras to area night clubs and bars and capturing local women getting crazy. I had her buy me the video so I could see it myself. Never signed any consent form and didn't know I was part of this.

    I had several co workers come up and tell me they saw it. I was even at a local CVS that I frequented and the store manager approched me about it. I was mortified.

    One way to look at the situtation in a positive way is to think that I made it on this video. My friend was right beside me doing the same thing and she's not on the video.

     

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    I was downtown one night in 2004 for the City's version of Mardi Gras. I was pretty wasted and had collected a lot of beads if you know what I mean. One day about a year later while vacationing in SC, a friend of mine called me and said she was getting a tattoo and they had this video playing on the monitors called "Clematis After Dark- locals only' and there I was up close & personal with this camera for all the world to see.

    These guys were going around with little cameras to area night clubs and bars and capturing local women getting crazy. I had her buy me the video so I could see it myself. Never signed any consent form and didn't know I was part of this.

    I had several co workers come up and tell me they saw it. I was even at a local CVS that I frequented and the store manager approched me about it. I was mortified.

    One way to look at the situtation in a positive way is to think that I made it on this video. My friend was right beside me doing the same thing and she's not on the video.

     

    You could also question why so many people you know were watching it in the first place :c)  Equally embarassing :c)

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    imageCanaryIsland629:

    I was downtown one night in 2004 for the City's version of Mardi Gras. I was pretty wasted and had collected a lot of beads if you know what I mean. One day about a year later while vacationing in SC, a friend of mine called me and said she was getting a tattoo and they had this video playing on the monitors called "Clematis After Dark- locals only' and there I was up close & personal with this camera for all the world to see.

    These guys were going around with little cameras to area night clubs and bars and capturing local women getting crazy. I had her buy me the video so I could see it myself. Never signed any consent form and didn't know I was part of this.

    I had several co workers come up and tell me they saw it. I was even at a local CVS that I frequented and the store manager approched me about it. I was mortified.

    One way to look at the situtation in a positive way is to think that I made it on this video. My friend was right beside me doing the same thing and she's not on the video.

     

    You could also question why so many people you know were watching it in the first place :c)  Equally embarassing :c)

     

    yes, I agree. Ghetto fabbbbbbs! 

    the CVS manager told me her husband was in film production and was into making independant films and somehow aqquired the video. She said she told her husband that "that girl right there is a regular in the store'

    I tried to go after them cause I was beyond mortified even at work but was afraid of retaliation and seeing how I was in a public place they did not need my consent so I just chalked it up to a learning experience. Never flash in public. I can't believe I did that.

     

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    imageLStorms:
    imageCanaryIsland629:

    I was downtown one night in 2004 for the City's version of Mardi Gras. I was pretty wasted and had collected a lot of beads if you know what I mean. One day about a year later while vacationing in SC, a friend of mine called me and said she was getting a tattoo and they had this video playing on the monitors called "Clematis After Dark- locals only' and there I was up close & personal with this camera for all the world to see.

    These guys were going around with little cameras to area night clubs and bars and capturing local women getting crazy. I had her buy me the video so I could see it myself. Never signed any consent form and didn't know I was part of this.

    I had several co workers come up and tell me they saw it. I was even at a local CVS that I frequented and the store manager approched me about it. I was mortified.

    One way to look at the situtation in a positive way is to think that I made it on this video. My friend was right beside me doing the same thing and she's not on the video.

     

    You could also question why so many people you know were watching it in the first place :c)  Equally embarassing :c)

     

    yes, I agree. Ghetto fabbbbbbs! 

    the CVS manager told me her husband was in film production and was into making independant films and somehow aqquired the video. She said she told her husband that "that girl right there is a regular in the store'

    I tried to go after them cause I was beyond mortified even at work but was afraid of retaliation and seeing how I was in a public place they did not need my consent so I just chalked it up to a learning experience. Never flash in public. I can't believe I did that.

     

    Oh, wow, sorry to hear that  i would be motified and probably stop shopping at the CVS, especially if i thought the ladies husband I can't highlight on my cell but they still do need to give consent, even in a public space.  It is usually a notice that is displayed on doors and entrance ways notifying all patroons that filming is occurring and by entering the facility you are giving your consent.  They have to do this even for independent and film school productions. I used to live in Hollywood and they would have them posted all over our apartment building because there were a lot of film students who would film in our public spaces and pool area.   

    Btw. I have no dirty secrets  or laundry to air... I lead a pretty lame life. 

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  • Once in college I hooked up with this guy I thought was really hot.  The next night I went to a party as the date of his frat house president.  I met hot guy and his girlfriend (who I knew about) and pretended like I only knew him from said bar.

    I used to have a tanktop that says girls gone wild.  They were filming in Club La Vela in Panama City Beach my senior year spring break.  Pretty sure I was cut though, because I was super thin and these Es I've got now were nowhere in sight.  Funniest part is, I left that tank top at home when I moved out after college and my little sister started borrowing it as a sleep tank.  I was rather horrified when I found out, but my mother has never said a word as to what it means or why I had it.


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    I made out with my high school Economics teacher.

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    I used to dance on bars at club s for fun.  Like so much so there was one bar I would enter and the DJ would actaully announce "April is here, GET ON THAT BAR girl" and one time it was "Thank god April is here, its been dead. BAR BAR BAR"

     

    My husband teases me mercilessly. 

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