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Funniest?most embarrassing thing your kid has done

melissaphotomelissaphoto
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Hi guys....so I write a blog about life with small kids and I thought it would be fun to have a post about the funniest things your kids have done (or most embarrassing).  So I'm kind of asking around and having people contribute.  It's totally anonymous if you want.  You can either post them here or write me privately at melissa at znoellephoto dot com.....dont' think I can advertise what my blog is, but I'd be happy to share privately for a funny story!  :)

Mine?  Today I took my son to the zoo and my husband left this morning on a long business trip.  Max announced to a total stranger that he's the "man of the house" now since daddy is "gone" and he "get's to tell me what to do."

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Re: Funniest?most embarrassing thing your kid has done

  • Alex26Alex26 member

    imageJennMM:
    Mine has gotten into a bad habit of picking his nose in public. That is pretty embarrassing.

    My story is similar to this.  When DS was younger, he liked to pick his nose.  One day I took him to the mall in his little buggy (the red one with the blue handle).  As I was shopping, he kept saying, "mommy, mommy", but I didnt really pay much attention.  Well I guess he had picked his nose and had a big ol' booger at the end of his little index finger and was trying to get my attention to show it to me.

    Another lady saw this and started laughing.  I just got a wipe and cleaned it off of his finger, but I felt so embarrased.  God only knows how long he was flashing his booger for.

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  • melissaphotomelissaphoto

    haha....keep them coming ladies....these are great!

    if you want to post them directly onto the comments section of my blog, you can just go to

    https://zooanimalsdisguisedaschildren.wordpress.com/2012/03/07/day-one-of-being-a-single-parent-of-2/

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  • NJLHNJLH member
    I've nicknamed one of my 3 year olds Gossip Girl. Every time I pick her up from preschool, she feels the need to report who got in trouble, who got a time out, who didnt listen. And this is in front of all the parents. I try to quickly change the subject, but its always immediately "Justin didnt listen today. John got yelled at" And I'm sure shes so innocent.
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  • DoughGirlDoughGirl
    In line at the supermarket, DS noticed the very large woman behind us was buying those YoCrunch yogurts with the candy and cookie stir ins.  He told her, "that's not very healthy food!"  I guess I should be glad that he knows!
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  • bim38106bim38106 member

    When DD1 was just under 3, we were at French class doing the opening song. Each child would take a turn while we all sat in a circle, singing, in French, "Hello (name) how are you?".

    When it was DD's turn, she sat quietly for a second. Then she turned around, looked at me and grabbed my boobs. As if that wasn't enough, she shouted out "Mommy's boobies! Mommy's boobies!" laughing hysterically, and squeezing my boobs w/ both hands with everyone looking on.

    Thankfully I knew 1/2 the moms there and wasn't totally mortified ;) In fact, I still laugh about it now :)

    CP 3/07
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    TTC since 8/13 - diagnosed difficulty conceiving due to LP defect. Took vitamin B and Vitex Berry to help lengthen.
    BFP 2/14 - Missed M/C found at 8.5 weeks. D&C at 9w2d. Partial Molar Pregnancy.
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