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What did she just say?

gimmietimmiesgimmietimmies member
in Parenting after 35

So, I had to share this because it was too funny not to. E's top two front teeth are loose and ready to come out. She goes to open the fridge, and says to me, "Mom, my teeth hurt." Said as I'm taking a sip of tea, which goes up my nose. So' I said, "Pardon, I didn't hear that." And she says, rather quickly, "My tooth hurts." To which I reply, "No, what did you say before that?"

And she says, "Well, my teeth hurt." Sigh. She's almost 6 going on 16.

Yes, I corrected her. Anyone have a glass of wine?

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  • gimmietimmiesgimmietimmies member
    Sigh....sensor filters make this less funny. insert "eff" in front of teeth.
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  • StrunellaStrunella member

    imagegimmietimmies:
    Sigh....sensor filters make this less funny. insert "eff" in front of teeth.

    Ha!  Ok...because I seriously read your first post 5 times and didn't understand what she said wrong!

     
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  • mwdmwd member
    OOOOOOHHHHHHH, now that's funny! waiting for the first swear to come from my  kid's mouth, beside, "darnit!"
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  • newbee36newbee36 member
    imageStrunella:

    imagegimmietimmies:
    Sigh....sensor filters make this less funny. insert "eff" in front of teeth.

    Ha!  Ok...because I seriously read your first post 5 times and didn't understand what she said wrong!

    :) I read it 3 times before I decided to scroll down. LOL! :)
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  • newbee36newbee36 member
    imageStrunella:

    imagegimmietimmies:
    Sigh....sensor filters make this less funny. insert "eff" in front of teeth.

    Ha!  Ok...because I seriously read your first post 5 times and didn't understand what she said wrong!

    :) I read it 3 times before I decided to scroll down. LOL! :)
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  • gimmietimmiesgimmietimmies member
    I thought I was clever with respelling the eff word, but not enough for the filters. Sigh, I wish it was the first time she's sworn, but it was the first f-bomb. She's the limit tester of the bunch, the others wouldn't dare. What's worse about what she said was it was so matter of fact, like this would be a normal conversation with a 5 year old. I hope this was a one off - wishful thinking?
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  • Maggee206Maggee206
    Good luck! With any luck you will go through the rough patch now so later will be easy (here's to hoping)
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  • gimmietimmiesgimmietimmies member
    My neice and E are two peas in a pod personality wise. I think if we stay on her, she'll be fine - my neice swore like a sailor and pushed boundaries at this age, and loves to be center of attention just like E. But at 12 now, she's very spunky and outgoing and respectful, and swears under her breath out of ear shot of mom. There's hope. In the mean time I'll have to keep my game face on and time my sips better.
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  • JenniferTCUJenniferTCU member
    It's SO hard not to laugh when that happens. Jace's favorite word to use when he drops something is *hit. I hate that word so he doesn't get that from me. Now, if he starts using the F word, we are in trouble. That one's mine but I am trying to drop it. I don't think I've ever been caught saying it in front of him yet. ::insert angel:::
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  • gimmietimmiesgimmietimmies member

    imageJenniferTCU:
    It's SO hard not to laugh when that happens. Jace's favorite word to use when he drops something is *hit. I hate that word so he doesn't get that from me. Now, if he starts using the F word, we are in trouble. That one's mine but I am trying to drop it. I don't think I've ever been caught saying it in front of him yet. ::insert angel:::

    LOL, it is hard. ::polishes halo:: My word of choice is usually $hit, especially driving. Eff, not to sure about that, maybe ds, but none of us really swear like that, it's usually darn, damn, shoot, etc. Or firetruck.

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  • livinituplivinitup

    My *** teeth hurt.

    .... don't mind me, testing the filter.

     I agree that it took a scroll-down to understand the joke.

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