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s/o names: what's the worst name or youneek spelling you've seen?

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Re: s/o names: what's the worst name or youneek spelling you've seen?

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    how about "Abcde" pronounced Absaday.  Also "Candida"...pronounced something like Kangida.  Why would you name your child after vaginal yeast is beyond me.  I did know a lady named...first name Vivian...last name Vivian.  What makes it worse was her mother was Vivian Vivian also.  What are people thinking???  "People who don't think don't have brains, rather grey fluff blown in their heads by mistake." ~Pooh Bear

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    I used to work in the Admissions office of a local college and one poor soul who was applying to the school had the most unfortunate name I have ever seen.

    His name:

    Peace-N-Love

    Hyphens and all.  Poor, poor guy. 

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    Youneekly spelled names annoy the p!ss out of me.  I taught in an urban district in NJ for 10 years and have seen many a kr8tive name.  Blech.  My mind is drawing a blank but here are a few...

    Lil' Anthony.  Really.  I am not lying.  I saw a copy of his SS card.

    Dushely (honestly can't remember the spelling)  French-Creole, prounounced DOUCHE-lee

    Chastity 

    Makalya (pronounced Makayla) 

    Sheleatha

    Wonderful ( and she was!)

    A student's father was named Finance.

    That's all for now...I'm sure they'll come to me. If I wasn't so lazy watching AI I'd look at my old class pics.  

     

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    not a weird spelling or anything, but I taught a Demi Moore
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    One of MH coworker's old employer went to school with an Orangejello and Greenjello (pronounced or-AHN-gel-low and ger-AHN-gel-low).  Then one of my old coworker's husbands worked as some kind of social worker and had a Pajamas (paj-UH-mus).  Hmmm...

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    One of MH coworker's old employer went to school with an Orangejello and Greenjello (pronounced or-AHN-gel-low and ger-AHN-gel-low).  Then one of my old coworker's husbands worked as some kind of social worker and had a Pajamas (paj-UH-mus).  Hmmm...

    I thought this was an urban legend, like La-a and Abcde.

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    These are from the school I work at.

    Jermyla

    LonNaja

    Kodiyon

    Joshly

    Twins- Demi and Dhime

    Dejon (like the mustard?)

    Jamandas

    Trenthony (Trent +Anthony?)

    Travenda


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    imagerattlecanqueen:

    One of MH coworker's old employer went to school with an Orangejello and Greenjello (pronounced or-AHN-gel-low and ger-AHN-gel-low).  Then one of my old coworker's husbands worked as some kind of social worker and had a Pajamas (paj-UH-mus).  Hmmm...

    I thought this was an urban legend, like La-a and Abcde.

    It very well could be, because I can't source it beyond a friend of a friend kinda deal.  But how awesome/sad is it if it's true?

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    Oh and a friend of mine is a med student. He once saw a little girl named La'Dynasty. A foreign student accidentally called her Lady Nasty. Apparently the mom was not so happy
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    imageklv:
    Oh and a friend of mine is a med student. He once saw a little girl named La'Dynasty. A foreign student accidentally called her Lady Nasty. Apparently the mom was not so happy

    this was already mentioned here...must be another UL!!!

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    I friend of mine had a Kia Sephia in her 2nd grade class several years ago.  

     

    Coudn't they have gone for Alexus, Bently, Porshe instead???

    Oh, we've had a couple Porches roll through, lol.

    This year I also have a Zakkariyya (za-car-ee-ya) which isn't bad in itself it it weren't for the random double letters 

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    imageklv:
    Oh and a friend of mine is a med student. He once saw a little girl named La'Dynasty. A foreign student accidentally called her Lady Nasty. Apparently the mom was not so happy

    this was already mentioned here...must be another UL!!!

    Lol I just read that one. Not a fake though. Guaranteed. 

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    Rondae and Ronday-- twins, boy girl

    My mother used to work with a Female- pronounces Fa Mah Lay - the story was they hadn't decided on a name when she was born, and when the baby came from the nursery in an incubator marked "Last Name, Female" they thought the hospital named the baby for them.

    Have you told that story before? It sound familiar.

    I've heard many people tell this story. 

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    My mom was a teacher in NYC and she had a girl who's name was pronounced SH-i-thay-ad... Spelled Shithead..... Really
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    I may have shared this one before...a friend of ours worked with a young girl who named her baby after his daddy...with a bit of a twist.  Daddy's name was James, baby's name was Semaj (se mah jay).
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    imagerattlecanqueen:

    One of MH coworker's old employer went to school with an Orangejello and Greenjello (pronounced or-AHN-gel-low and ger-AHN-gel-low).  Then one of my old coworker's husbands worked as some kind of social worker and had a Pajamas (paj-UH-mus).  Hmmm...

    Is this in WV? My ex coworker claimed that she worked at the hospital where the Jello's (lol)  were born. ..if not then I always knew she was a liar. haha

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    I had a patient named Shaqueen Toenail. Toenail was the middle name and while I assume it was supposed to be pronounced Tanelle everytime she came in I couldn't help but giggle. 
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    imageamberpro:

    There was a family at my school where the 2 boys were named James (after dad) and the daughter was Jamesha (again, I after dad, I guess).  It reminded me of George Foreman.  I had Jamesha in my class.  

    I've had a Shantambrenikwa.  Sweet little girl- couldn't spell her name when she came to me, poor thing.  

    I had a TeKeyah Rose once- kept wanting to call her Tequila.  

    There is a Cavasia in 3rd grade right now.  

    I friend of mine had a Kia Sephia in her 2nd grade class several years ago.  

    I had a Tea once (pronounced Tia), and a Tittyanna (pronounced Tatiana).

     

    I'm sure there's more, but that's all I can think of off the top of my head.   

    Tittyana? I just snorted.
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    I've had a bunch of really really weird names when I worked in an inner city hospital. I had a Shital (pronounced see-thal), Ponyboy, Hecmarie (mom and dad's names combined) and Durtee. We also had a bunch of Diamonds, Sapphires and Queen (fill in the blank). There were a lot more that I can't remember now!
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    I went to junior high with Winter White and her BFF London Town.  Both were black.

    I went to church with Tim Timmons.  He's an awesome musician.  He had the sense to not name his son Tim.

    I'm in a mommy group with a lady who just named her son Iyzak.  She said she searched FB and there were too many Isaac's and only a few Iyzaks. 

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    I am super late to this thread, but in our local paper a few months ago, there was a story about two kids named Adorable and DaFinest.

    Also, I was in a play with a girl named Tuesday. Her sisters names were Patience and Thankful. (I always thought of the Addams Family) One of the sisters is now or was in jail for sleeping with one of her students I think?!

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    imageTelly21182:
    I always thought it was an urban legend too.  I've heard that story before - for a few years.  Well, not necessarily the story, but the name Female and pronunciation.

    Just like, I also have heard the name La-A (La Dash Ah) from multiple sources so I've always assumed another UL.  Now I wonder.

    I also would have thought Nevaeh was a made up UL as well but it's on lists! 

    I've heard the La-A and Ladynasty names/stories before.  I think L'Dynasty was from a doctor too so maybe I know the same person as PP????  Weird!   I haven't read a lot of the other posts but I know a family with the following children:  Jameson, James, Jamese.  Two sons and a daughter, dad's name is James.   

    ETA: I have a FB friend from high school with a daughter named Naveah. And I went to school with a guy whose first name was Saint Luke.

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    i've got to say i hate when people call their daughter Rebecca and spell it like this: Rebekah.... it drives me mental.
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    I worked in a pediatrician's office and had some very Unique names

    Abced (Ab-said was the pro.)

    Lilrondeonte (lil-run-de-aunte)

    Limonjello and orangejello (La-Mon-ja-lo and Orang-ja-lo {twin girls})

    Fragile (fragi-lee)

    and my favorite Sha-a (Sha-dash-a {yes the dash is part of her name})

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