June 2012 Moms

What is the weirdest gift you ever got - GTKY

Stealing from karen3337's post about baby perfume - what is the most bizarre/inappropriate/confusing gift you have ever received?

 

For Christmas the year I was twelve my aunt gave me a pair of 10" Mikasa crystal candle holders and a bulk size box of nature valley Granola bars.  Individually maybe not that odd - but together - and for a 12 year old?

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Re: What is the weirdest gift you ever got - GTKY

  • As a wedding gift I got a dish that on the bottom of it said to not put food in it.... What am I supposed to do with that?!

    Another wedding gift was a set of casserole dishes from 1969... no joke, that was the manufacturing date on the box. I've regifted those to my little brother who lives in a frat house. 

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  • A bag of expired canned and boxed goods from my grandma when I went away to college. Most of them  expired before I was born! That was 1982... I went away in 2003...
  • Nothing too crazy for me...other than dh's mom decided someone should have a snowglobe collection, and she picked me. i got them 5 years in a row for christmas and then one for easter as well.

     Dh got some odd christmas gifts from his aunt

    one year he got an air freshner ( you know the trees you hang in your car)  and then a couple years later he got a hot wheels car...oh an he was 20.

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  • A co-worker bought me a teddy bear beanie baby that was red with a Mexican Flag on it's chest as a going away gift. She said she bought it "because of my Mexican heritage"..... I am not Hispanic.....

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  • My Aunt bought me a bright purple leather jacket for my birthday when I was 14.  It was hideous and puffy and so very, very purple.
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  • For Easter my Dad gave me a multi purpose tool for the car. It is a hammer, scissor, flashlght combo. He said, well it's to break a window, cut a seatbelt, pop an airbag etc.. for if you ever careen off a cliff or bridge and need to get out of your vehicle.

    Nice to know he thinks of me right? 

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  • Oh Yeah, and at my Bridal Shower, my Great Aunt must've went through the items in her basement... it was a random grab bag of Red and Green Christmas ball ornaments, a cook book from 1968 that was signed to someone else, a couple mismatched coffee mugs, and a doile
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  • For our wedding:  one homemade potholder by itself in a bag with no name, with initial "N" on it.  Our last name does not start with N.  Neither do either of our first names.  

    For my birthday from an ex boyfriend:  A ton of Cleveland Browns women's apparel.  I am from Detroit and am not a follower of the NFL in any respect.

    For my baby shower:  Pool toys for the baby.  We don't have a pool or live near a beach.  My baby was born in January.  Weird! 

     

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  • LOL! I can't think of anything now, but you ladies have received some crazy gifts!
  • My psycho crazypants dad wanted to give me a vibrator for Christmas one year. Thankfully, he was so proud of his plan that he couldnt hold back from telling me about it. THANK GOD. By the way, he still can't fathom why I was creeped out and horrified...meaning that yes, he still brings it up. Gross. So. Gross.
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    My psycho crazypants dad wanted to give me a vibrator for Christmas one year.

     

     

    O..m..g.... Why!?Indifferent

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  • My very well-meaning dad gave me a stun gun because I work in a big city.  I was so scared of that thing I never even took it out of the box and would not take it home.  I don't even know if they are legal!

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  • imageallisonmarie22:
    My psycho crazypants dad wanted to give me a vibrator for Christmas one year. Thankfully, he was so proud of his plan that he couldnt hold back from telling me about it. THANK GOD. By the way, he still can't fathom why I was creeped out and horrified...meaning that yes, he still brings it up. Gross. So. Gross.

    O.M.G.  I think you win this round!  Hands down. 

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    My very well-meaning dad gave me a stun gun because I work in a big city.  I was so scared of that thing I never even took it out of the box and would not take it home.  I don't even know if they are legal!

     

    Oh! Thank you for reminding me... MIL gave DH and I a handheld stun gun with a flashlight on the other end. The problem is, if we have an intruder....One of us will need to be an arms length away from his to stun them...

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  • imageallisonmarie22:
    My psycho crazypants dad wanted to give me a vibrator for Christmas one year. Thankfully, he was so proud of his plan that he couldnt hold back from telling me about it. THANK GOD. By the way, he still can't fathom why I was creeped out and horrified...meaning that yes, he still brings it up. Gross. So. Gross.

    WOW! Thats creepy!

    My family is pretty good I guess... Only weird thing I got was from my grandmother... A giant box of Maxi pads and Feminine wash... Gee Thanks Grams!

  • Not really weird, but funny.

    DH's parent's neighbors gave us a Margarita set for our wedding.

    When we opened it there was a card addressed to someone else! (and it wasn't from them).

    I'm guessing their Daughter or Son got married and received a gift they didn't want so they passed it forwards.  Lesson learned, always check what you're regifting and who you're regifiting it too. 

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  •  I have nothing to add - but I thoroughly enjoyed reading these responses. 
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    imageallisonmarie22:
    My psycho crazypants dad wanted to give me a vibrator for Christmas one year.

     

     

    O..m..g.... Why!?Indifferent

    Because...and brace yourself for this...his girlfriend had one like the one he wanted to give me and she loved it so much. My dad i so weird/gross/inappropriate...
  • I got a box of Frankincense for Christmas one year....  I don't know if you've ever smelled the stuff but it smells like sheep urine.  Thanks dad... great gift.  UGH

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  • This post had me laughing hysterically. My gma liked to give me underwear (white, granny panties 3 sizes too big) and deodorant every single time she gave me a present, growing up. Now it's usually canned foods, lots and lots of newspaper clippings, body wash and deodorant. 

    My other grandma (hurray for nutty grandparents) always gave me barbie dolls, every Christmas, until I was 20. I just collected them all and they are still at the other grandma's house, who decided it was necessary to hang them up on the wall in her bathroom. I never realized how incredibly strange that was until I just typed it out. haha 

  • Oh my gosh, these posts are hilarious.

    Allisonmarie- WOW haha you win:)

     The only thing I can think of off the top of my head is a cracked mug that said "MARRY CHRISTMAS"....from one of my 3rd graders.  So am I supposed to marry Christmas?  

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     The only thing I can think of off the top of my head is a cracked mug that said "MARRY CHRISTMAS"....from one of my 3rd graders.  So am I supposed to marry Christmas?  

    I should add it was a store-bought mug, not anything homemade. 

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     The only thing I can think of off the top of my head is a cracked mug that said "MARRY CHRISTMAS"....from one of my 3rd graders.  So am I supposed to marry Christmas?  

    I should add it was a store-bought mug, not anything homemade. 

    Haha I bet they got a good discount on that!! 

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    imageJessibel1:

    imageallisonmarie22:
    My psycho crazypants dad wanted to give me a vibrator for Christmas one year.

     

     

    O..m..g.... Why!?Indifferent

    Because...and brace yourself for this...his girlfriend had one like the one he wanted to give me and she loved it so much. My dad i so weird/gross/inappropriate...

    Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew.. he is SO inappropriate!! If my parents were that open with their sex life I think I might die!! You win this post for sure, hun. All of these posts were hilarious, though! 

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