What was your yuckiest moment(s) thus far?

intdesigner925 · February 2012

Mines would be when I woke up to poop smeared on the outside of the diaper and up her back. Also being soaked in spit up to the point I have to change her clothes and mine this is especially fun at 2:00 in the morning Tongue Tied .Oh the joys of motherhood

What are your yuckiest moments ?

beccajanedowning · February 2012

As I was changing her diaper she let out a stream of projectile poop. And another. And another. It was all over the changing pad, baskets of diapers and wipes, the wall, closet door and window (a good three feet away). I'm still impressed and horrified that my little peanut could do that!

megaloo27 · February 2012

She had an explosive poopy diaper that got all over me. Stupid cheap diapers, never again. She also had multiple projectile poops while being changed, but she only does that for daddy

spit up down my cleavage was nasty too. I'm thankful we have a washer and dryer.

SoonToBeMsP · February 2012

We've been pretty lucky so far (knock on wood!!), but she does love to pee when we take her diaper off, and amazingly she can get some distance. She has pooped on the changing pad cover a few times, but it's not too bad to clean up.

ETA: I thought of one for me! First time I got up after giving birth and I left a huge trail of blood going to the bathroom... Yeah, that was awesome. Poor nurse had to clean it up

namara5532 · February 2012

Because cloth diapers contain most poopslosions, my yuckiest moment was in the hospital when I was still bleeding copiously. DH had gone out to dinner with the rest of the family, leaving me alone with the baby. The baby bed was on the other side of the room, and I had to pee. So I got up to put him in his bed and leaked out a huge mess on the floor. I paged the nurse to help clean it up, and she gave me a lecture about how they are there to help and I should've paged them to help put down the baby.

GeekMom · February 2012

namara5532:
Because cloth diapers contain most poopslosions, my yuckiest moment was in the hospital when I was still bleeding copiously.

Yeah that! yay cds! i always left a puddle of blood in front of the toilet when i was trying to gingerly sit on the toilet!

lorahbora · February 2012

When recovering from my C Section, before the feeling in my lower half was fully restored, I bled all over myself, the blankets, my gown, and the pillow between my legs because I couldn't fell that my huge hospital-grade pad had shifted all the way up practically to my back. I reached down to scratch and was like um, it's wet down here. Looked down and there was blood everywhere. The nurse had to come clean, and since I couldn't use my legs yet, I had to keep hoisting myself up with my arms as she dragged bloody linens out from under me. I really felt sexy.

At like 3am, I was having a particularly bad night with DD being fussy and us not getting a lot of sleep. My DH got up to h elp change her diaper and had cleaned her up and set her on her clean diaper, but hadn't fastened it closed yet. Just as I got there to check on their progress, she let out this huge trumpet-esque wet fart that sprayed all over both of us. We had to laugh - at least it helped ease the frustration.

Wiscisbliss · February 2012

beccajanedowning:
As I was changing her diaper she let out a stream of projectile poop. And another. And another. It was all over the changing pad, baskets of diapers and wipes, the wall, closet door and window (a good three feet away). I'm still impressed and horrified that my little peanut could do that!

This sounds familiar

When it was happening, I was completely horrified. Now I think it is funny.

jnk062602 · February 2012

Hmm, my most recent one was a few days ago when DS started crying about 15 minutes after I had put him down to sleep. I picked him up out of the PNP and sat on the bed and started burping him. He projectile spit up all over my bed and sheets. Since it was 2am, I just kind of wiped it up the best I could and went back to bed after. I was laying there falling asleep after and could feel the cold wet area and smell the curdled milk, yuck.

crystalw13 · February 2012

About three weeks ago I insisted that DH change DD immediately after we heard her poo. He said we should wait until she was done. I continued to insist he change her immediately. Soooo.... he is changing her, and she seriously had a freaking yougurt machine of poo coming out of her. She pooped four times in the time that he'd taken her diaper off. She got poo EVERYWHERE. Changing pad, new diaper under her bottom, onesie, jammies, everything. I took over with the change, and then for some stupid reason while she was pooping DH put toilet paper under her butt. the TP proceeded to stick to her butt and had poop all over. I picked her up and the poo covered TP stuck to her and was long enough it almost hit the floor. We were laughing at the total disaster, DH teased me that it was all my fault (which it sort of was), and then we gave her a bath. Disgusting, but so bad, we were cracking up.

Huahine · February 2012

Yuckiest moment? Pretty much every time I catch a glimpse of myself in a mirror or photo. I'm such a mom hag that it frightens me on a daily basis.

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wychets · February 2012

beccajanedowning:
As I was changing her diaper she let out a stream of projectile poop. And another. And another. It was all over the changing pad, baskets of diapers and wipes, the wall, closet door and window (a good three feet away). I'm still impressed and horrified that my little peanut could do that!

LOL this is me;) Not to mention it was all over me including hair and eyelashes...all I could do was scream as DD looked at me as if I was crazy!!

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