April 2012 Moms

Why me?

Who wore a white shirt today, just ate lunch and now has strawberry juice stains on her shirt? 

Me.

And who now has to go to a two hour meeting?

Me again.

::bangs head on desk::

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Re: Why me?

  • That is why I refuse to wear white. That sucks so bad 
    i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
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  • That was me yesterday!  I ate chocolate and for some reason it ended up on my shirt...that I was wearing for my maternity photo shoot.  Try to get that tide stick stain remover pen.  It works...on chocolate at least. ;D
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  • Murphy's Law always applies to white shirts and food stains.  If you wear white, food WILL fall on it.  I think that's written somewhere... maybe the Bible Stick out tongue

     Doesn't make it suck less of course.  Sorry about the meeting especially.  That's what really makes it Teh Suck

  • DH laughs because I end up with so much food on me these days. Leaning over the table just doesn't work so well when there's a huge bump in the way! He gently suggested I wear a spare shirt to breakfast last Saturday since we were having our maternity photos taken after breakfast. It turns out that I didn't need the spare shirt, because instead of dropping food on it, I dropped food down it into my bra. I dropped food down my shirt 3 times that day!!! He was joking that it was a 3-course meal.

    Bummer that it happened before a meeting, though! 

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