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Poop'd on

AdanessaAdanessa
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How many of you have been pooped on? Where, when and how?

I personally have been squirted with poo twice. Once all over my lap while I was changing DD on the bed and once on my hand as I applied diaper cream. LO's poo is volcanic.

 DH has had multiple instances with this... We used to have the diaper changing pad on our bathroom counter because it was long enough. She squirted poo all the way to the other wall about 3 feet away, made sure not to miss our toothbrushes and the mirror on the way. DH doesn't change diapers anymore...

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  • mbgreenwaltmbgreenwalt member
    ::knock on wood::  I have never been pooped on!  DD#1 had a blowout on DH once that went all the way up to her hairline and DH's shirt and lap were covered.  I keep waiting for the bath poop to happen.
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  • kristina104kristina104 member

    For me it happened just the other night.  DS had a major poopy diaper during the night (I didn't realize how bad it was though) and while carring him to his room to change him it squirted out the side of his diaper and oneise and got across the middle of my tank top.

    We've also had the poo cannon at our house.  We have a changing station set up in our laundry room on top of our dryer and I was in there changing a poopy diaper and thought DS was all done.  Well I had the diaper off and had lifted up his legs to start cleaning and wouldn't you know he farted and shot poop all the way across the washer and also into the utility sink on the other side of the washer.  It looked like someone had taken a squeeze bottle of honey mustard and shot it across our laundry room.  My DH came in to help clean it up and the next the I hear is "Oh my god, it's in the washer.  How did he get it in there.".  Needless to say I was almost on the floor laughing at this point due to DH's reaction to where it all was!

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  • kristina104kristina104 member

    imagembgreenwalt:
    ::knock on wood::  I have never been pooped on!  DD#1 had a blowout on DH once that went all the way up to her hairline and DH's shirt and lap were covered.  I keep waiting for the bath poop to happen.

    DS was making us very nervous about this exact thing last time we bathed him since he was really gassy.  We decided to make that a quick bath, just in case lol.

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  • Twin.PeaksTwin.Peaks
    Lord, I get pooped on all. the. time. Emma has horrible gas (they say its from the reflux) and when I lift her legs to change her she tends to toot. When she toots she tends to G&L and my hand tends to end up wearing poop. sigh.
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  • chele129chele129 member
    the only time I've been pooped on (so far) is during delivery. He pooped as soon as he came out as they were putting him up on my belly. He pooped in DH's hand once while he was in the bath tub :)
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  • Night1028Night1028

    A few nights ago DH was giving DS2 a bath and thought the water looked funny.  Took him out and put him down on a towel to discover he was covered in poop.  Called me to help and when I picked him up he continued to poop.  So, DS2 got both of us in one shot. 

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  • MrsMaldoMrsMaldo
    DD pooped on me as soon as she was laid on my chest when she came out. She's also pooped in the bath..that was fun. A bath after the bath. I've also been squirted on during a diaper change. Needless to say I'm not afraid of the poop.
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