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LindseyJW
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funnies from the kids
LindseyJW
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this morning, tomas asked me how to make cheese. "uh, idk" was my answer.
he says, well "google it mom. just get your phone, put the letters in the box and google it."
oh.
last night we did a new bathtub routine. i put audrey on the potty, i ran water and massaged her lower back, hoping she might poop before bath time. no poop.
i put her in the tub, stayed and watched for "poop face." when bath was over, i took tomas out, dried him off, sent him on his way, turned around to get audrey, who was squatting and making poop face.
damn!t
i swooped her up and put her down on the potty. the poop fell on the floor. lovely.
i told her to poop on the potty. she looked at me with this "oh mommy, you are so silly" look, shook her head and said "no poop." oh right, duh, bc you already took care of that.
sigh.
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Re: funnies from the kids
My daughter and I were eating lunch the other day and she got a snarky look on her face and said, "You feeling lucky punk?"
Thanks DH. Love it that my DD is quoting Dirty Harry from your influence...
LOL!
Sprout calls squirrels (and pugs and a raccoon puppet he has) "kitties!!!!" But I think I may have already shared this? Anyway, I don't correct him b/c I think it's cute.
tomas has always referred to spicy foods as "tasty." as in, "eeeew, i don't want to eat that" (with a scrunched up face) "it's too tasty!"
cracks us up so we don't correct him.
From my FB post today:
From the mouths of babes...my 3 yr old likes numbers and was telling me that we are "3 girls and 3 boys" and then said "one dog and one child are sick" so I asked her who the sick child was and she responded "Daddy!" In honor of her: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXLHWmjA5IE
One of my favorite youtube clips of all time.
We moved in August and are still upacking. Recently I unpacked a box that had the clock my parents gave us for our wedding--it's like a mini grandfather clock that chimes. I put it in my office and the girls are totally enamored with the chimes. Every time my 2 y.o. hears it, she wants to go see it and for me to come with her, which leads to the following quote:
"Mommy, mommy, come on, let's see the ***!"
you got censored, amh_navyblue, but i'm assuming your daughter said "d!ck" instead of "tick?" LOL!
my 5yro also asked me yesterday if i was going to be sad when he went off to kindergarten (like it's college or something). i said yes and that i might even cry. he said "don't worry mom, i'll hug you before i go."
J calls our mint toothpaste "too spicy."
The other day he wanted me to draw a barn on his chalkboard table. I was busy, so I asked if he could draw it, and he said, "No, mama, I can't. I too little." Like, DUH. Such self-awareness!
TTC #2: BFP 12/17/11, m/c 1/7/12 and D&C 1/12/12
baby blog/cooking blog
C and I had this conversation in the car yesterday:
MPD: What treat do you want for keeping your undies dry today? A peice of chocolate or popcorn?
C: How 'bout lollipops?
MPD: Oh, sorry dude. We don't have any. Maybe we can buy some tomorrow.
C: From the grocery store! And pink ones. They're not girl lollipops. They're my lollipops. My special lollipops. Maybe yellow ones too. Two lollipops!
He is really in to these stream of conscious conversations right now.
Should have realized a head of time that my quote wouldn't have come through:
she says c*ck instead of clock
These are so great.
DD has started responding to things I say with the word "Woooonderful". It's funny to hear the way that she uses it. For instance, the other day, I said, "We are going to go to the grocery store." Her response is "Wooonderful" with this overly dramatic voice.
OMG, so sweet.
OMG, that is so funny! i bet it's adorable to hear!
my son says "excellent" as a sarcastic response. wonder where he got that from...
These are a bit naughty, so forgive me...
DD1 calls my nipples "nickels". She learned nickel right around the time DD2 was born. When she saw me BFing DD2 she asked what I was doing. I explained and she got the two words confused. When DD2 was still primarily BFing and she would fuss, DD1 would say "mama, she's hungry. go feed her with your nickels". Still don't correct her almost 1.5 years later because it still cracks me up.
She says bagina instead of vagina, balicious instead of delicious and she calls wipes "whites" no matter how many times I tell her they are called wiPes.
Lastly, the other day after dinner, DD1 climbed into DHs chair (he is away) and put a dish towel on her head and said "look at me, I'm daddy and I'm wearing a hat". I responded and then she started pretending to wash the dishes and said in a deep voice "I'm the daddy and I'm washing the dishes and I'm farting because that's what I do". Which is true...he does wash the dinner dishes every night and he does....pass gas quite a bit.
I've never seen that. It's AWESOME!
OMFG!!!!!!!! hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
That is so funny!
2VT, that's awesome, you must put that in her book and tell DH.
Farts are discussed very often in our house, too.
DS bursts out laughing every time he passes one.