A few weeks ago after a particularly sleepless night due to LO being stuffy and not feeling well I went to Walmart at about 7 am looking like a "Person of Walmart" to buy a humidifier to hopefully help clear her up. I never leave the house without fixing myself up but that morning I was way too out of it.
As I was shopping with I saw an adorable young (mid 20s) and hugely pregnant lady sending her DH off to find something, she was so confident and put together pushing around her cart full of baby things. She was the kind of person who was determined to be a great mom and look good doing it too.
Suddenly she stopped in terror. She had spotted me. Hair piled onto of my head in a very messy bun (not the intentional kinda cute messy bun) pj pants and as I looked down at the wreck that I had become I noticed my nipples were leaking through nursing pads bra and tee shirt. My stomach was huge and flabby and my eyes were dead looking.
Oh the poor thing just stared in horror at the tiny baby in my cart. I grinned and said "Congrats! Motherhood is awesome!" as I walked away I heard her yell for her husband in a panic.
I laughed so hard...
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Bwahaha!
That's awesome.
And motherhood is awesome, but it's still effing hard. She should know that
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