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self tanner for baby

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Does anyone know of a self tanner brand that doesn't have a bronzer in it?  I can't seem to find one.  DS is so pasty white when we go swimming, so I put some self tanner on him, but the bronzer got really messy.

We are going to the beach in a couple weeks, and since he is too young to get a natural tan, I wanted to give him a "tan-in-a-bottle" glow.  Haha.

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  • gisa886gisa886 member
    Say what??? 
    i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
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  • SmootchySmootchy member
    MUD.
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  • hellainehellaine
    I can see how he might feel extremely self-conscience, being pale around all these hip babies with their gold highlights and orange peel tans and Ed Hardy shirt.  I would just stick him in a tanning booth for about 45 minutes with an issue of Vogue, should do the trick just fine.
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  • KFCupcakeKFCupcake
    I don't plan on using self tanner.  He's gonna sit in the tanning bed with me.  Living in Florida, ya gotta look tan, you know.
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  • Libby1978Libby1978 member
    Just get him a spray tan.
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  • dinonugget1517dinonugget1517 member
    Not even good MUD! Geez!
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  • Adam&Eve07Adam&Eve07 member
    WTF is wrong with you? This better be MUD.
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  • Ardmhs83Ardmhs83 member
    WTH?!?!  This can't be real!!
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  • Luckie519Luckie519 member

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    MUD.

    Yes 


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  • butterfly62682butterfly62682 member
    Love it! Thanks for the entertainment. Big Smile
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  • Nancy729Nancy729
    GTL, baby!
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  • pettycrockerpettycrocker member
    This must be a dare. My baby is soooo pasty.


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  • swimiz500swimiz500 member
    Obviously, you must. I mean, if your baby is the only pasty baby at the beach, the other babies will talk. You're just setting him up for a lifetime of failure! Get him the "Snooki Orange" ASAP! 
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  • Karen1998Karen1998 member
    Check out the show "Toddlers & Tiaras"...I bet they have some suggestions...
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  • clussyKclussyK member

    Tanning bed. I mean, may as go with the real deal. I'd probably stand in there w/him though. No need to put him in danger by making him stand in that thing alone.

     

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  • Mason&MamaMason&Mama member
    Where do you live? I recently saw a Groupon for family spray tans.
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  • jmo866jmo866 member
    I'm so confused, is this for real or not?
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  • CABeachMom11CABeachMom11
    I just snorted laughing and spilled my mothers milk tea down the front of my shirt
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  • ReneeK728ReneeK728
    imageMason&Mama:
    Where do you live? I recently saw a Groupon for family spray tans.
    Thanks for the info. I totally just bought it. Why didn't I think of that before?
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  • tabormommytabormommy member

    imageReneeK728:
    imageMason&Mama:
    Where do you live? I recently saw a Groupon for family spray tans.
    Thanks for the info. I totally just bought it. Why didn't I think of that before?

     

    You had me for a minute there. lol!

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  • Adam&Eve07Adam&Eve07 member

    imageReneeK728:
    imageMason&Mama:
    Where do you live? I recently saw a Groupon for family spray tans.
    Thanks for the info. I totally just bought it. Why didn't I think of that before?

    I was hoping this would be entertaining MUD. Nope, just lamesauce. Try again OP. 

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  • JLDillon17JLDillon17 member
    I'm confused...what is MUD?
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  • CanaryIsland629CanaryIsland629 member
    MUD= Made Up Drama
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  • JLDillon17JLDillon17 member
    Oh ok- thanks :)
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  • AmandaP678AmandaP678 member
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    Tanning bed. I mean, may as go with the real deal. I'd probably stand in there w/him though. No need to put him in danger by making him stand in that thing alone.

     

    Cancer in a box, might as well start young!

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