Mine:
I had two donuts for breakfast, two hot pockets for lunch, and then when the receptionist wasn't looking, I grabbed a handful of Hershey's kisses from the community bowl instead of taking 1 like a normal person. And no, I am not pregnant, I just eat like I am.
Re: FFFC
My dad let LO fall off the couch this morning and now he has a fat lip. I guess that is more of a vent.
hmmm and fffc?
I havn't done laundry in over a week. I have a huge pile that I am now working.
I couldn't sleep the night before last at all because DH kept moving and trying to cuddle with me. I usually love when he does that but I'm already getting up like 5 times a night to pee and can't get comfy so it just doesn't help. I knew he had to be up at 2:30am so as soon as I saw it was 2:30 I started bugging him and telling him I didn't want him to be late for work when really I just wanted him out of the bed so I could sleep. I don't even remember him leaving because I zonked out so quickly.
I'll probably be complaining about him NOT being in bed with me come next month so, sorry in advance.
Oh no! What happened? (If you want to share.)
I don't know if this counts as a confession, but we were hanging out with some friends yesterday and for the longest time afterwards I had that weird embarassed feeling like after you get totally wasted that you did something stupid while you were drunk. But I don't think there was anything.
Also, I keep saying I want a job, and I do, but I keep finding an excuse for every career option and I think it's mostly because I'm so scared of interviews and of a real job and everything else. (But I have been sending out applications so I'm not a total bum.)