T is starting to pick up new phrases from daycare, and strings them all toghether even though she doesn't quite know what they mean. This morning I was getting her dressed, telling her about the plan for the morning and how I was going to have to get dressed to go to work. She said "you no go to work either at all." A lot of sentences have ended in "either" for a while where it doesn't quite make sense, and now she's just tagging on "at all" to flesh it out because more words = better.
Also, "oh no, not again!" is adorable coming from a 2 year old
What cute things are your LOs saying these days?
Re: Cute sentences
Well, sprout, when he drops something says:
Uh-oh, Sh*t!
I wish I could say he picked up his foul mouth from daycare, but that would be a lie. I really should have cleaned up my language before he was talking...
He also says "Oh God! Mess!" Which....also comes from me.
cute.
I am not sure where DD picked this one up but it is pretty funny. She asked me the other day if we had 'pink cake with sprinkles' in the fridge (we did when my dad was visiting a few weeks ago) and when I responded 'no,' she looked at me with this totally serious look and said, 'that is so sad.' Now, she uses the same sentence for lots of other things like when DH told her he did not like chocolate, when I finish reading her a book and say, 'all done' and when we told her we were leaving the car show over the weekend.
My friend T was here the other day after she and DH and some of our friends went on a big group run, and she took a shower afterward. She accidentally knocked down our shower curtain (it's on a tension rod), so now J keeps saying "T broke the shower. Don't break the shower, silly girl!"
He also keeps saying that he "has to need" things.
And I think my ILs taught him to say "yummy, yummy, in my tummy" but he keeps saying "yummy, yummy, in my house/mommy/stroller/insert random word here."
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oh the other one that is amusing is she will say, 'remember when I/you/daddy [insert something that happened days, weeks or months ago]
I dropped my iphone in the tub over the weekend (grrrr) so she keeps saying, 'remember when you phone went in the tub? that was funny.'
or
'remember when I shut my fingers in the window? that hurt.' (this was before christmas but we are still talking about it)
Yeah, J was also say things happened "yesterday" that were weeks (or hours) ago, but he will also break out "last day." Not last night, last day. It kind of makes sense . . .
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so adorable! I love toddler speak ;-)
Warner likes to fill me in on all kinds of things... "Mommy, that monkey is not George the monkey. Did you know that?" and I'll say "no, but I know it now, thanks for telling me" and he always follows up with "Did you know it the other day?"
And yesterday when we were talking about daddy being at work, he asked "Do all mans do the work?" ay yi yi...clearly I need to be schooling better on all the work mommies do!
My favorite sentence that DD has been saying recently is what she says when she's done going #2. She says, "Mommy, there is no more poo poo left in my body." It makes me laugh every time.
Oh, and she has also come up with a new word which is a combination of "tomorrow" and "later". The word is "tolater" as in, "we will go to the park tolater".
Hilarious!!
In DS's world, based on his vast experience, all mommies drive cars and all daddies drive trucks. Aunts get to drive SUVs.
This made me LOL.
DCP had a bday card that played "Who Let the Dogs Out" when opened and C has been reciting that for days.
Others include:
"I'm telling on Daddy. He's not being nice." When DH said something in a particularly sharp tone.
"I'm throwing damages on you". He pretends to throw things at us (kisses, popcorn and sometimes "damages")
"Hellllooo?? Monsters? Any monsters?" when he enters a dark room, usually with his trusty flashlight.
He is also big in to potty humor right now. We are really, really trying to ignore it and not make a big deal out of it, but it's hard not to laugh when he just tacks on naughty words: "Good night . . .pee pee!". What does he want for lunch? "Dog poop pizza!".
Lately, J has been busting out with, "Mama, I say 'f*ck.'" So when I ask him "Why do you say that?" (trying not to overreact), he busts out with his other recent comeback, which is "Don't talk to me." He says this a lot when we scold/discipline him.
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::snort!:::
LOL! Sounds like you've got a tween already.
My kiddo isn't talking yet, but my favorite Nephew story - Oldest nephew explaining the difference between men and women to middle nephew:
"Daddys have a penis, and Mommys have a butt."
LMFAO.
And when asked to guess if I was having a girl or a boy, oldest nephew reasoned:
"Auntie is having a girl because girls have girl babies."
This morning DD told me that I should've used "excuse me" when talking to the dog, instead of "come here NOW." She is really into rhyming words now and will say 2 words that rhyme and will proudly announce "they are rhyming words." She also likes to talk about things she'll be able to do when she's Mommy or Daddy and things I won't be able to do when I am DD; and things she did when she was DS (i.e. a baby).
Like others, she has an amazing memory and yes, everything in the past was "yesterday," although she's slowly moving away from that.
She is also really into #s (is this a 3yr old thing??), she likes to say that "69 is a lot" and what the time is (for ex: 7:71), and she loves to know what day of the week it is and what month it is and remembers everyone's ages ("Mommy's 25!") and often asks us to recite when everyone's b-days are.
DS recently started saying "ooop" (without the "s") in context.
DS likes to say "that costs 50 dollars" (or sometimes $99, he's a big spender) for everything, maybe numbers are a 3 year old thing?
He's got tons of funny stuff that of course I can't think of right now, but probably the one that cracks us up most frequently is "Don't say no say yes!" when we are trying to say no to something. Kids are too funny:)
Our favorite from DD lately is when she will take her stuffed animal, doll, or figurine while we are reading a book and put it really close to the book and say, "That's me!" as if Mickey Mouse the stuffed animal were talking.
The other is "come on! Let's go Mommy." Which is the followed by "Pull, pull" while she pulls my hand if I don't move right away.
The current phrase he's telling everyone is "I peed da potty. Good Job!" Cracks me up. Although sometimes he says it when he just sits there and doesn't pee, lol, but usually he does go when I take him there.
Another one is "uh-oh - mess" for anything that falls on the floor (food, tissues, etc), which he yelled in the middle of Outback last night when someone dropped a napkin on the floor!
ETA - he also started putting ideas together like Mommy take a shower - all dry - car - Chevy - work. Guess I should probably teach him that I get dressed too
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Awwww. That's the best!
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i'm sorry, but i am lmao at these!
good friends of ours have a 2.5 year old and the dad has a potty mouth. one of his fave things to say is "biitches and hors"... well guess what the kid picked up? lol.
h isn't saying sentences yet, so i have nothing to contribute. (unless you want to count her saying "bup" when she wants to be picked up or lifted up on to the sofa. kid can't say mama yet, but she knows "up".
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