Come in, constipated ones. The Zofran is KILLING ME. What are your tricks? Here's what I'm doing, and it's helping, but I'm definitely still struggling a bit and open to more remedies:
-small cup of coffee in the morning
-fiber one bar for breakfast and snack
-metamucil caplets (3-5/day)
Re: so who else can't poo?
"The Zo". Like.
Yeah, during my u/s yesterday, the tech couldn't even FIND my left ovary because it was surrounded by so much poo. ::gag::
(read it. you know you want to.)
anderson . september 2008
vivian . february 2010
mabel . august 2012
I just fuckingbarfed READING the word prunes. That's not going to work.
(read it. you know you want to.)
anderson . september 2008
vivian . february 2010
mabel . august 2012
DS-9/2012
DD-7/2015
I am right there with you! I haven't had too much success with my techniques, but I am taking Colace 2x/day, eating as much fibrous fruits and vegetables as I can (including the dried fruit that shall not be named), and I've just started taking fiber capsules too.
If you're not already taking Colace, it's worth a shot. I wasn't going AT ALL before I started it. Now I at least manage a few marbles a day.
Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one with that experience! I was so embarrassed.
I'm taking 2 colace/day and drinking tons of water. I can't really stomach a lot of fruits and veggies, but I try. Maybe I should make some Bran muffins
Well, misery does love company. I didn't ever have this issue with my first two (the opposite, actually) and this is NOT OKAY. Like I have time to spend an hour on the toilet with two kids running around. @$%^$%&@$%&&
The juice of the fruit that shall not be named could probably be found at a health food store - Whole Foods, Trader Joe's, etc? Good luck!
(read it. you know you want to.)
anderson . september 2008
vivian . february 2010
mabel . august 2012
Oh, no, girlfriend. You are not alone. The u/s tech actually had to try to massage my lower belly to move the poo around. WHILE the wand was still up my hoo-hah. It was just so very magical.
(read it. you know you want to.)
anderson . september 2008
vivian . february 2010
mabel . august 2012
I sorta go every once in a while with lots of pain and crying.
Zofran is the best and worst thing ever. I'm so sick even WITH the zofran that I haven't been able to keep on top of stuff that would help, so I don't know what I'm going to do.
Taking lots of fiber and magnesium. Drinking prune juice when I can. Eating lots of fruit and veggies when I can. Ugh.