He had me rolling on the couch last night with this:
ME @ a Commercial ( I don't remember which one): And THAT is how to get a yeast infection.
DH: A what?!
Me: A yeast infection...
DH: Where do you get those?
Me: lol, where do you think!
DH: Ugh, well that's why women need to stop baking naked!
Me: What!?
DH: Well how else does the yeast get there!
Re: Sh*t my Husband Says (funny!)
Your story is hilarious and your siggy about the margarita is hilarious. Seriously, I was ok with not drinking in the 1st tri, because I was so sick, but now that I feel good, it's killing me, and I want to throw back a couple of cocktails!
Eyes rolling?.are you sure that your dh and mine aren't lost twins?
This. I literally craved A to Z Pinot Gris last week. I miss wine so much.
*Thumbs up*
I actually laughed when I read this.
Elonah [3], Bentley [1]