Dear Target,
We have a problem. I walk into your store needing TWO things from the dollar spot. I walked out spending over $40. Please let me know how you plan to fix this, as you are taking all my money.
Sincerely,
Broke-but-still-faithful customer
Re: Dear.........
LMAO! I don't doubt it for one minute.
You got out of Target for only $40??
You done good.
I'd be sending them a thank you note.
And maybe a gift, too.