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yourmom5309
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Bumpies who hate shopping cart rebels ? you have made a difference
yourmom5309
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Before joining the bump, I had no clue how many people took issue with shopping cart rebels, a.k.a customers that leave the cart anywhere but the cart return aisle. DH and I have joked about this over the last year or so. I know. Our marriage sounds invigorating. We laughed at how this is so many people?s number one pet peeve. We laughed but it was an awkward uncomfortable laugh, because historically, we are shopping cart rebels. Over the last year, when returning to the car, I have felt compelled to return my cart to its proper location. Because of all your bumpie-hating comments/vents, I felt like a stereotypical fat lazy American. I sat behind my computer in silence, never admitting my rebel ways, due to the fact that most of the bumpie-haters are in fact my close friends. The shame was unbearable.
Sadly, laziness was probably the number one reason for leaving my cart by my car. The subconscious guilt had a surprising effect on me. I am happy to report that over the last year I have become a reformed shopping-cart patron. Before I use to return the cart only when I was parked right by the cart return, so may be 5-10% of the time. Now I return the cart probably 85-90% of time. Is it a perfect record? No. But it is a vast improvement from my previous lazy, slow moving, laissez-faire ways. DH has made no progress. But don?t you worry, the world will be right one shopper at a time.
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Re: Bumpies who hate shopping cart rebels ? you have made a difference
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Wait...what? You have to pay? Heck of I had to pay I'd bring my own damnnnn cart!
Yes, to unlock the carts you have to put in 25 cents usually and once you bring your cart back and lock it back up you get your money back.
Even I can tell who she is by the font. lol
It is awesome that you are a reformed cart returner. I have so many dings and scratches in my car from people leaving their carts in between spaces and them rolling into my car.
and I'm going to imagine kicking you in the back of your kneecaps next time a cart rolls into my car.
no way man....I'll be running away laughing
I'm not going to imagine it. I'm going to get on a plane and really do it. I'm taking road rage to a whole new level!
only if you rage dirty!
Wow. Just wow.
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Edit: If you still can't see...it's the chick whose humping the hood.
It's called "Vag Slamming"
thanks slor! BTW, have you seen my Dad?
Stupid font. It always comes out that way when I type in word and cut/paste into the post. Whatever. It's the only way to ensure I don't have a billion typos. Because Lord knows I would get flamed for that too. First a cart rebel; then an idiot. It never ends.
I cannot lie - I love me some cannon. As a constant foot-in-mouth culprit, I cannot overly flame others for doing the same. Also, I would never admit the details here, but I use non-p.c. terms everyday. And as far as you go missy, I know you do too. Boo-yah!
For Realz.