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Hilarious FI Story (PIP)
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So recently I decided to start drinking wine. It's a thing that I'm doing, because of the suggestion of some of my favorite Chatzy ladies. So I picked up a bottle of wine the other night. Keep in mind I have no wine "accessories" yet... I opened the bottle of wine and then realized I had no way to close it again. So I just kinda shoved the cork in the top, hopped on Amazon and ordered some cute wine stoppers. They came today.
I opened the box while my fiance was in the shower still and walked in to show him and he asked "what did you get from Amazon now?" Well I didn't say anything, I just showed him the box and he goes "is that a vagina stopper?!" Keep in mind he was blind at the time without his glasses, and apparently he only read the label that said "Rabbit" and noted the fact that the stoppers were blue and pink, the same colors as the KY "His & Hers" brand...
I DIED LAUGHING. I literally laughed for like 5 minutes until I could explain what it was...NO honey, not a vagina stopper...lol! Priceless!
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Re: Hilarious FI Story (PIP)
HAHAHA that is a priceless story!!! Thank you for sharing, I definitely actually laughed out loud
Men would think of something like "vagina stopper" lol Interesting conclusion from the "rabbit" and colored packaging!
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Too funny! FWIW, I have some fancy wine stoppers but most of the time I just shove the cork back in.
ETA: fixed typos.
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Hilarious! When I saw Rabbit, I also assumed it was also more BOB related and less wine related. And I even own a Rabbit brand wine opener! Thanks for the laugh!
ETA: I feel like a "That's what she said." is in order here. (Too bad I can't PIP it from work!)
LOL! Thanks for sharing! Now you need to order the Rabbit wine opener... it's awesome.
He may or may not have said something about "keeping the gold in".....lol....
OMG tell FI he may have stumbled upon a great idea for a new conception product haha!
LMAO that was kinda my thought too..
Patent that!!!!
(btw, I have tons of wine stoppers by pretty much always just use the cork. They're a nice accessory but by mo mean vital. However, I would in naked through Siberia to get to the nearest store if I couldn't find my wine key. I keep about 10 of them in various spots)
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