April 2012 Moms

She charges people for this shiit?

I'm "friends" with a fauxtog on FB. I've debated sharing the insanity for a long time but, I hate to put out names, kwim?

I'll just post a few that way no names are shared.

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Look at their nails!

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Re: She charges people for this shiit?

  • I have no words. 
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  • It's a trainwreck. That's just the few that I found in the first few albums.

    I keep her on FB for entertainment purposes only. 

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  • Omg. Haha. Do you have her price list? I'm curious!
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  • Yikes.  That's all I have to say. 

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  • Wtf does she use, a disposable camera?
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  • imageeav2c:
    Omg. Haha. Do you have her price list? I'm curious!

    I know it's $100+ and she charges per person sitting fees for a 1 hr session. 

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  • Omg those are baaad. The actual photo of the maternity shot isn't bad... too bad the dirtiness of her subjects ruined it! haha
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    imageeav2c:
    Omg. Haha. Do you have her price list? I'm curious!

    I know it's $100+ and she charges per person sitting fees for a 1 hr session. 

    >.> Wow. Just... wow.

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    Omg those are baaad. The actual photo of the maternity shot isn't bad... too bad the dirtiness of her subjects ruined it! haha

    That is one of three decent shots I found but, the nails ruined it for me. 

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    imageMDmama519:

    imageeav2c:
    Omg. Haha. Do you have her price list? I'm curious!

    I know it's $100+ and she charges per person sitting fees for a 1 hr session. 

    >.> Wow. Just... wow.

    I know at one point, she was using picnik.com to edit photos. IDK what she uses now or if she's switched. 

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  • ZOMG it is so pretty!! Does she travel to Texas??
    i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
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    ZOMG it is so pretty!! Does she travel to Texas??

    Let me ask her! I also need to know how she got started in the business so, I can start, too! 

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  • Not only do these look like snapshots, rather than anything professional, they actually look like really bad snapshots. I can't believe that her clients don't all demand their money back.
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  • Does she drink before the shoots?
  • These are about the quality of my friends wedding pictures. I felt so bad for them, but she loved them. I don't think she knows what a quality photo looks like. I was a bridesmaid in the wedding and after looking at all of the pictures (mind you they are the "let's take 2000 pictures and see if any come out good" type of "photographer") and I would have cried if they were mine.

    I wish I had access to them now. They really look like someone took a point and shoot and did just that. It also took almost a year for her to get my friend the album & cd. It was a couple that took the pictures and basically they got in the way for everything. It was more like let's play dodge the photographer so we can dance and do all the usual wedding things.

    She also was the main "photographer" and he would just stand behind her and take more pictures of what she was doing. So half the pictures people didn't know where to look. It's horrible. 

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  • Oh My.... I guarantee she has a basic DSLR with a kit lens on it shooting in Auto mode with a pop up flash.. no business license.. doesnt pay sales tax.. no insurance... and has no clue what the PPA is..  This is very sad :(

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    Oh My.... I guarantee she has a basic DSLR with a kit lens on it shooting in Auto mode with a pop up flash.. no business license.. doesnt pay sales tax.. no insurance... and has no clue what the PPA is..  This is very sad :(

    As soon as I saw this thread, my first thought was "Has Laouli seen this yet?!" LOL.

    These are horrific and embarrassing. 

  • I crack up at people who fashion themselves to be pro photogs.  20 years ago people just called that a hobby. 

    DS1 age 7, DD age 5 and DS2 born 4/3/12
  • My DG (Darling Google) just let me to more!   https://jonablakephotography.weebly.com/index.html

     

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    ETA: sorry for the hot mess of a post.  I still can't get anything bump-related to work on Safari, and it's the only browser I have on my work computer.  

    Belly Dweller: EDD 04/22/2014
    Big Boy: Born 05/2012
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    Who wants to pull out her red correcting pen?  

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    I'm on it...

  • Please tell me she is something like 12-years-old and trying to start her own business. Cause that wouldn't make me gag and feel sorry for the people who paid her.
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  • Here is a guy I know that charges and charges for "photo editing" as well....

    Creepy collage anyone?

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    Washed out family shot?

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    Jagged edges anyone?

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    Oil stains on your shirt! No problem...a vignette border will distract you!

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    DD#1 11.7.07 - DD#2 11.2.10 (3rd Tri Loss)- DD#3 4.18.12
  • OMGWTFBBQ.

    Do people not see that these are shizz? Or that all their friends have better pics? Or maybe they just think distracting shadows are super cool.

    ETA: I just saw the one with the ring on the toe. I think that one deserves a "what are you thinking?" prize. 

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