That awkward moment... (TMI TUESDAY!)

Lhand11 · January 2012

When you mistake a pesky BM as the mother of all contractions. Good thing I didn't wake DH up for that!

What else do you have for a TMI Tuesday?

sherpa · January 2012

LMAO (and ditto)

SoonToBeMsP · January 2012

I must have the biggest mucous plug ever (or it regenerates really quickly) because I have lost what I assumed was 3-4 of them! And it's been over the span of a week.

Indiechixor · January 2012

when you have to check your crotch to make sure your "sniss" (sneeze-induced tinkle) wasn't enough to show up on your work pants...

I am SOO over constantly wetting myself just by coughing/sneezing. Blarg.

bigbear · January 2012

Get ready for this one: DH said my butt is blooming - referring to my hemis Embarrassed

michaelaskedlauren · January 2012

Ditto the have to poop/toot 'contractions'

Also, getting all excited that my water broke/I lost my MP/have my bloody show only to get home and realize its either a) continued swamp crotch or b) DH's spermies leaking out from our lets-get-labor-started sex sessions.

Hawt.

theladyjess · January 2012

Almost every time I have a poop my nose runs--pg or not. I have no idea why this happens. I've only told one other person and she said the same thing happens to her from time to time.

mrs.larry · January 2012

Lhand11:
When you mistake a pesky BM as the mother of all contractions. Good thing I didn't wake DH up for that!
What else do you have for a TMI Tuesday?

ahh yes. the poop contractions. since it happens so rarely these days (the poop part) they're extra awesome. I haven't made the mistake myself, but it freaks DH out every time because I am obviously in abdominal pain. At this point I could stub my toe and he'd think it was a contraction. a product of being induced last time and never having to guess.

SoonToBeMsP · January 2012

I feel for all you ladies with your slowed BM and having the "contraction pain". Before I got pg I could go days (sometimes 5-6-7 days) without a BM, no matter how much fiber I ate. Now I am going once a day usually, sometimes twice. Is this what it feels like to be normal?!?!?!

mrs.larry · January 2012

SoonToBeMsP:
I feel for all you ladies with your slowed BM and having the "contraction pain". Before I got pg I could go days (sometimes 5-6-7 days) without a BM, no matter how much fiber I ate. Now I am going once a day usually, sometimes twice. Is this what it feels like to be normal?!?!?!

yes. I miss it. quit bragging. Stick out tongue

SoonToBeMsP · January 2012

mrs.larry:
SoonToBeMsP:
I feel for all you ladies with your slowed BM and having the "contraction pain". Before I got pg I could go days (sometimes 5-6-7 days) without a BM, no matter how much fiber I ate. Now I am going once a day usually, sometimes twice. Is this what it feels like to be normal?!?!?!
yes. I miss it. quit bragging.

I went 26 years with days between BMs. I am going to soak up (and maybe brag a little) during this 9 month period

Na-ne-na-ne-boo-boo!

AnnieTater · January 2012

I think at least three BM contractions a week.

Yesterday I went to the doctor with a fresh pair of panties, but the time I got my strep B test total swamp crotch, So embarrassing.

SVAQ11 · January 2012

I decided it was time to do some trimming/shaving of the nether regions, but its so hard to get down there these days that I did a terrible job. AND, to make matters worse, it was such a rush job (and there is so much swamp-crotch) that I'm now all broken out around my bikini line and my inner/upper thighs and it's UNCOMFORTABLE! I just hope the break-out clears up before the entire maternity ward sees it. Thank goodness I already had my strep B test done

megaloo27 · January 2012

I turned the shower on but realized I finally had a BM coming so I sat down. I started feeling water on the floor and realized the water was going out of the curtain but I just let it keep going! There was no way I was interrupting a BM! So I had a puddle to clean when I was done. Lol.

Lhand11 · January 2012

bigbear:
Get ready for this one: DH said my butt is blooming - referring to my hemis

Aw! Such a way with words, that DH of yours! :P

elsINlb · January 2012

SoonToBeMsP:
I feel for all you ladies with your slowed BM and having the "contraction pain". Before I got pg I could go days (sometimes 5-6-7 days) without a BM, no matter how much fiber I ate. Now I am going once a day usually, sometimes twice. Is this what it feels like to be normal?!?!?!

Me too! I've been going at least twice a day lately!

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