Sh*t my coworkers say

JWSchwarz · January 2012

In one hour my creative coworkers have felt the need to say: 1) what did your dr tell you on Friday? (oh the things I wanted to say...) 2) this isn't a waiting room (pointing to my belly)! As I was sitting in the lobby waiting for some people to walk to a meeting 3) your baby called and wants out! Number 3 was from the same person that said, "how does it feel to be a human aircraft carrier?" Ugh, 10+/- more days of this... What are some of the gems you have heard?

JWSchwarz · January 2012

This had spacing when I submitted it, stupid iPhone!

Kristine Schilling · January 2012

With DD they all called her "the Alien." after the first U/S because her face view had a big head and pointy chin.

Of course, it didnt help when we chose the name Aileen Nicole Schilling...

Which in short(due to her nick name being Aile) is Ali N. S.

Not on purpose I swear!

anewmrsS · January 2012

Holy crap. I would actually punch someone. I'm glad I've been out on mod. bedrest. My co-workers were calling me "Preggy" up until the day I left. It took everything I had not to flip out on them. Plus my fat, lazy co-workers telling me not to eat popsicles since they're not healthy also made me stabby.

2BMrsMcW · January 2012

I have one co-worker who sends me an IM (I am working from home now) every day that says "It's January 12th....just kidding!"

I thought it was cute the first time, but now I want to punch him.

sessa717 · January 2012

i'm so glad i'm working from home for these exact comments. my last day in the office i got two gems from two men:

1. you're still here? you were so huge last time i saw you that i figured you had the baby already.

2. wow, even your face looks pregnant.

ames243567 · January 2012

sessa717:

i'm so glad i'm working from home for these exact comments. my last day in the office i got two gems from two men:

1. you're still here? you were so huge last time i saw you that i figured you had the baby already.

2. wow, even your face looks pregnant.

Hmm

SoonToBeMsP · January 2012

I just have to reiterate the worst one: "this pregnancy is really wreaking havoc on your skin!"

That woman is the only one to comment on my pregnancy in a negative way and I just want to smack her for it.

bigbear · January 2012

Last week I got an email that said:

OK we are done with the inventory count, please keep your LEGS CLOSED until you have completed the evaluation of it and have done your adjustment so that we can continue with inventory and sales transactions in the new year!

This morning I got a call and two people stopped at my desk asking "what are you still doing here? Aren't you having a baby?"

Indifferent

zestyfrog7 · January 2012

JWSchwarz:
In one hour my creative coworkers have felt the need to say: 1) what did your dr tell you on Friday? (oh the things I wanted to say...) 2) this isn't a waiting room (pointing to my belly)! As I was sitting in the lobby waiting for some people to walk to a meeting 3) your baby called and wants out! Number 3 was from the same person that said, "how does it feel to be a human aircraft carrier?" Ugh, 10+/- more days of this... What are some of the gems you have heard?

In the breakroom I was told I need a "wide birth" to get through and no one should get in my way. Um I just said excuse me to get to the sink....

Gee Thanks!!!

ajponder1 · January 2012

I think I have heard them all, but the best was when one of our drivers came in, saw me at my desk working and said "You look ready to pop! Are you still working?" I gave him a sec to answer his own question, but he continued to wait for an answer...

"Nope, I am a figment of your imagination...You just think you see me sitting here working"

Confused

bigbear · January 2012

ajponder1:

I think I have heard them all, but the best was when one of our drivers came in, saw me at my desk working and said "You look ready to pop! Are you still working?" I gave him a sec to answer his own question, but he continued to wait for an answer...

"Nope, I am a figment of your imagination...You just think you see me sitting here working"

LMAO! he is special

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