April 2012 Moms

Have you ever put balls in your mouth?

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i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.

Re: Have you ever put balls in your mouth?

  • I've done it and I liked it!
    i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
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  • I am laughing maniacally right now and my co-workers are all like... Indifferent at me!!!!

     

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  • I'm open for anything, but haven't been able to do it. I think it's a texture issue. 

    Lillian April 17, 2012
  • HAHA how funny is this!!  it is nice except when they are a little sweaty ~ yucky!
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  • imagegisa886:
    I've done it and I liked it!

    Filthy slore!!!

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  • Wooooo bullsuckers UNITE
    i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
  • Shwetty Balls.  MMMMM so good!
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  • I HATE it when it's been a while since he's shaved though! I feel like it's going to get stuck in my teeth.
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  • imagekrystalxyz:
    I HATE it when it's been a while since he's shaved though! I feel like it's going to get stuck in my teeth.

    You could get a good floss while you are down there 

    i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
  • imagekatieh1017:
    I'm open for anything, but haven't been able to do it. I think it's a texture issue. 

    This. Ball skin is creepy.

     

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  • I've done it.... And I liked it.... Poor DH doesn't get any kind of action from me lately though :( Poor guy!
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  • imageXimena M:
    Shwetty Balls.  MMMMM so good!

    LOL!

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    imagekrystalxyz:
    I HATE it when it's been a while since he's shaved though! I feel like it's going to get stuck in my teeth.

    You could get a good floss while you are down there 


    Hmm, maybe that's why I don't have any cavities? My dentist would be so proud!

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  • I've done it and I like it.  My DH doesn't like it or want it done, though! (So, obviously my DH wasn't my first.  Yes, I have a whore uterus.) 
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  • imageangiekay84:
    I've done it and I like it.  My DH doesn't like it or want it done, though! (So, obviously my DH wasn't my first.  Yes, I have a whore uterus.) 

    Yes

    i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
  • imageateal2490:

    imagekatieh1017:
    I'm open for anything, but haven't been able to do it. I think it's a texture issue. 

    This. Ball skin is creepy.

     

    Super creepy.... And stretchy like or something. Heebie jeebies! I can touch 'em anytime... But mouth? Shiver shiver 

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  • I effin love you... that is all.
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  • I think balls are fascinating and strange....even the skin.
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  • imagejmgcoggins:
    I effin love you... that is all.

    I love you back!!!! 

    i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
  • I've done it once. I have a small mouth, so it's kind of uncomfortable for me.

    Also, I think ball skin is fun to play with, lol.

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  • I swear to god my DH has the biggest sack ever. When I told him this, he said as a kid he would "pull" on the skin. I really think he stretched it all out. It's like carrying a pack of gum in a big plastic grocery bag. ICK!
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    I swear to god my DH has the biggest sack ever. When I told him this, he said as a kid he would "pull" on the skin. I really think he stretched it all out. It's like carrying a pack of gum in a big plastic grocery bag. ICK!

    I think I just peed!  LMAO.

    That being said, I just wanted to add this:

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    Why, those balls are smooth as eggs.

    i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
  • No BJ's at our house.  Thank God.
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  • What else are you supposed to do with them?
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  • I like ball skin. Not necessarily in my mouth, but it's been there.
  • imagegisa886:

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    Why, those balls are smooth as eggs.


    LOL

    I think about this all the time. 

    Yes.. I will suck them.

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