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Lets post something upbeat shall we?

Kristine SchillingKristine Schilling
in January 2012 Moms

So, I feel crappy today. with a side of Sh**y. My DD decided to wake up this morning 2 hours after I got to sleep. And DH is sick. OK. fine. I may wanna cry, but I need to laugh KWIM????

I walk into the kitchen to make her an instant waffle (eggo is my friend today) And on the fridge, totally forgotten, is a bumper sticker.

It says: "Maddness takes it toll, please have exact change."

I start to laugh. I read it over and over to myself while the Eggo is warming up. I feel better.

Anyone else have laugh worthy quotes or sayings to add?

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  • SoonToBeMsPSoonToBeMsP member
    My favorite magnet on my fridge is: "A woman that wants to be equal to a man lacks ambition." :)
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    Mine says "lactose isn't the only thing I don't tolerate"
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  • theladyjesstheladyjess member

    ~Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

    ~I can only please one person per day.  Today's not your day.  Tomorrow's not looking good either.

    ~Archers make me quiver.

    ~Not all damsels are in distress.

    ~Wench for hire.  Willing to work knights.

    ~Don't get even, get medieval.

    ~Remember, pillage first then burn.

    (Can you tell I do medieval reenactment?)

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  • Kristine SchillingKristine Schilling
    imagetheladyjess:

    ~Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

    ~I can only please one person per day.  Today's not your day.  Tomorrow's not looking good either.

    ~Archers make me quiver.

    ~Not all damsels are in distress.

    ~Wench for hire.  Willing to work knights.

    ~Don't get even, get medieval.

    ~Remember, pillage first then burn.

    (Can you tell I do medieval reenactment?)

     

    SCA or Ren Faire?

    "do no meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

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  • theladyjesstheladyjess member

    SCA.  I just got my AoA in September so now I'm offically a Lady.  We've been doing it for about a year and a half and love it.  Hubby has really gotten into archery.  I enjoy it too but need to get a bow.  I'm involved in the Costumer's Guild since I love to sew.  My parents are going to event with us this summer to help out w/ LO. 

    I need to order the onesie on CafePress that says, "Constructed using peroid materials and techniques." for LO.  I think a lot of people will get a kick out of it.

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  • Kristine SchillingKristine Schilling
    imagetheladyjess:

    SCA.  I just got my AoA in September so now I'm offically a Lady.  We've been doing it for about a year and a half and love it.  Hubby has really gotten into archery.  I enjoy it too but need to get a bow.  I'm involved in the Costumer's Guild since I love to sew.  My parents are going to event with us this summer to help out w/ LO. 

    I need to order the onesie on CafePress that says, "Constructed using peroid materials and techniques." for LO.  I think a lot of people will get a kick out of it.

     

    Was in SCA for several years. Kind of pittered out for me once DD was born. Plus the job I had required weekend shifts. We did Equestrian mostly, hense why we didnt play as much, newborns and horses dont mix great. I recieved my AoA in 2005 or 2006 for volunteer work, the DH is still technically a squire... Big Smile

    Pop me a PM sometime!

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