I wonder if....

Kitiara5512 · January 2012

Voldemort ever get laid. Because anyone who did get the secks on the reg would lighten up and not get off so much on killing people with green shiit, right? Dude seriously needs a trip to Amsterdam, eat a brownie, get laid, and just chill man.

NastyAnnie · January 2012

He definitely did not. I also am of the opinion that Voldemort was likely sexually confused. Not because sexually confused people are mass murderers, but because sexually confused people are less likely to, er, blow off some steam at random, in my experience.

Either that or he was a fundamentalist, which also makes sense.

hannahbagels · January 2012

You should tell this to Danielle so she can add it into her plans for her Presidency. Mandatory sex Wink . Maybe brownies are the snacks she spoke of so often lol..

But yeah I don't think Voldie ever got laid.. Do you think Snape ever did? Or was he too hung up on Lils?

NastyAnnie · January 2012

Snape? With that greasy hair? No way.

Kitiara5512 · January 2012

I dont know. I think Snape would have found someone who was all hung up on him who would get past the greasy hair, but I dont know when he would have had time. I wonder if another reason that Petunia thought they were such freaks in the book was because she had a crush on him - like she only thought magic was freaky because she couldn't do it, so Snape is only a freak because he liked Lily and not her, KWIM?

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