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lightning and cheeseburgers...it could happen to you

hollyg1920hollyg1920 member
in June 2012 Moms

Yes ladies...

What to expect when you are expecting forgot to tell you...

you could get lightning crotch...or even worse....cheeseburger crotch

as our pregnancies progress some of us are bound to have on of the above....

might as well laugh about it!

Hope 2012 is off to a great start!

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  • HuskerBabyBHuskerBabyB
    Lightning crotch has already reared its ugly head for me a few weeks ago, but dare I ask what cheeseburger crotch is?!

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  • allisonmarie22allisonmarie22 member

    LOL! Ahhhh, all the things no one and no book ever told us!

    I was telling my SIL (who does not want children) last week that if she ever started to change her mind just come talk to me and I'd give her the REAL lowdown on pregnancy. I told her if I told her all of the disgusting things that will happen to her body, and she still wanted to be a mom then she was DEFINITELY ready!!  :)

    I still think it's funny how many people tell me all hush-hush, "you know you're going to poop yourself, right?"  Hmmm...lightening crotch, cervix punches, peeing every 2 seconds, eating like a trucker, swollen vag, giant stomach you can't see past to shave, gaining 50ish pounds, peeing when I sneeze... 

    Yeah, pooping myself during labor is the least of my worries.

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  • HeartceaseHeartcease member
    imageallisonmarie22:

    I still think it's funny how many people tell me all hush-hush, "you know you're going to poop yourself, right?"  Hmmm...lightening crotch, cervix punches, peeing every 2 seconds, eating like a trucker, swollen vag, giant stomach you can't see past to shave, gaining 50ish pounds, peeing when I sneeze... 

    Yeah, pooping myself during labor is the least of my worries.

    Lol!  Finding out about all this stuff, quite a few first hand so far, really made me question if I have good female friends or not.  Why does no one mention all that before you're pregnant?!   

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  • hollyg1920hollyg1920 member

    imageHuskerBabyB:
    Lightning crotch has already reared its ugly head for me a few weeks ago, but dare I ask what cheeseburger crotch is?!

    It is when you vulva becomes super swollen (sometimes with varicose veins) and someone on the web nicknamed it 'cheeseburger crotch' because she said it looks like you tried to stuff a cheeseburger in your panties.

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  • tsuredraidertsuredraider member
    I've already experienced "lightening crotch", but I'm definitely hoping "cheeseburger crotch" doesn't come my way!
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    imageallisonmarie22:

    I still think it's funny how many people tell me all hush-hush, "you know you're going to poop yourself, right?"  Hmmm...lightening crotch, cervix punches, peeing every 2 seconds, eating like a trucker, swollen vag, giant stomach you can't see past to shave, gaining 50ish pounds, peeing when I sneeze... 

    Yeah, pooping myself during labor is the least of my worries.

     

    HAHA! Agreed!

    I just love your honesty.

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  • tara430tara430 member
    imageallisonmarie22:

    Yeah, pooping myself during labor is the least of my worries.


    The way my poop looks right now I probably won't even be embarrassed. A few rabbit turds won't make me blush.  I'll probably just be thankful that I could poop! (It's been really rough few days).

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  • SweetHurricaneSweetHurricane member
    imageallisonmarie22:

    I was telling my SIL (who does not want children) last week that if she ever started to change her mind just come talk to me and I'd give her the REAL lowdown on pregnancy. I told her if I told her all of the disgusting things that will happen to her body, and she still wanted to be a mom then she was DEFINITELY ready!!  :)

    Give her this link:

    https://community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/5496205.aspx

    Tell her to bookmark it and read it whenever she catches the baby fever.

    I knew I was ready when I read that whole thread and still wanted a baby at the end.

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  • allisonmarie22allisonmarie22 member
    imagetara430:
    imageallisonmarie22:

    Yeah, pooping myself during labor is the least of my worries.


    The way my poop looks right now I probably won't even be embarrassed. A few rabbit turds won't make me blush.  I'll probably just be thankful that I could poop! (It's been really rough few days).

    OMG...rabbit turds! I almost died.

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  • tsuredraidertsuredraider member
    imagetara430:
    imageallisonmarie22:

    Yeah, pooping myself during labor is the least of my worries.


    The way my poop looks right now I probably won't even be embarrassed. A few rabbit turds won't make me blush.  I'll probably just be thankful that I could poop! (It's been really rough few days).

    LOL @ rabbit turds! My DH uses that term all the time! I hadn't pooed in three days... I had to eat sugar free candy today because I have a sensitive stomach to the sugar alcohols just to poo some. Bad idea. I'm this close to having diarrhea. Embarrassed

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  • reyhan29mansurreyhan29mansur
    imageSweetHurricane:
    imageallisonmarie22:

    I was telling my SIL (who does not want children) last week that if she ever started to change her mind just come talk to me and I'd give her the REAL lowdown on pregnancy. I told her if I told her all of the disgusting things that will happen to her body, and she still wanted to be a mom then she was DEFINITELY ready!!  :)

    Give her this link:

    https://community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/5496205.aspx

    Tell her to bookmark it and read it whenever she catches the baby fever.

    I knew I was ready when I read that whole thread and still wanted a baby at the end.

    Haha the link was awesome! But it mostly made me laugh... that and everytime I saw a newborn in someones siggy I'd be like 'Awww.." and want to cry... yeah I think I'm ready lol

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  • mel101mel101 member
    imagehollyg1920:

    imageHuskerBabyB:
    Lightning crotch has already reared its ugly head for me a few weeks ago, but dare I ask what cheeseburger crotch is?!

    It is when you vulva becomes super swollen (sometimes with varicose veins) and someone on the web nicknamed it 'cheeseburger crotch' because she said it looks like you tried to stuff a cheeseburger in your panties.

     

    Thank you for filling me in. Lol this is my third child and apparently I am not lingo savvy lol

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  • mel101mel101 member
    imagehollyg1920:

    Yes ladies...

    What to expect when you are expecting forgot to tell you...

    you could get lightning crotch...or even worse....cheeseburger crotch

    as our pregnancies progress some of us are bound to have on of the above....

    might as well laugh about it!

    Hope 2012 is off to a great start!

    So glad I'm not the only one swollen lol

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