Ladies...This is Amazeballs...

ruthymusney · December 2011

https://www.thepregnancytester.com/

You can thank VikingQueen on TTCAL.

Oh and apparently I am pregnant. Even though I am on CD5. AWESOME Stick out tongue

VikingQueen · December 2011

Yes Big Smile

LollipopsAndCrisps · December 2011

This is super awesome! I'm bookmarking it for use on TTGP.

Excitedtostart · December 2011

Well, the first test said I wasn't pregnant. But I re-took it and the second test confirmed that I am indeed pregnant with a 12 lb baby girl, and that the baby daddy is Jesse Jackson.

Sweet.

easjer05 · December 2011

I have so much explaining to do.

First I wasn't pregnant. And I was freaking out, wondering what the hell kind of alien implantation was growing inside me.

Then I was pregnant. With a girl! So far, so good, this test is amazing!

Then it told me I was having a girl with brown hair (sure) and brown eyes (ruh-roh!). Neither Dh nor I have brown eyes, and I'm not sure I can convince him that the brown-eyed dominant gene skipped him and showed up in our child. Hrmmm.

Most disturbingly though, it told me the father was Janet Reno. I feel a return of nausea upon me.

ruthymusney · December 2011

HAHA! My baby daddy is the pool guy. He's sexy in his pink leotard. Andplusalso it's a boy and he will weigh 6lbs 16oz. Sweet, I can just sit back and let this one crawl out.

MrsVonKikabee · December 2011

Dude, it totally works! It says I'm pregnant!

And guess, what? It's a girl! Hooray!

mommaJen10 · December 2011

I wasn't ku, but it's ok because my H took the test and he was.

MrsShrek1028 · December 2011

lol I'm having a 12lb 7oz baby girl

Chapter79 · December 2011

I'm pregnant.

Someone needs to come visit me, and give me a hug... because I'm sorta nervous to tell my husband. He kinda had a vasectomy 3 years ago. Not quite sure this conversation will go well....

CMDR513 · December 2011

1st test- not pregnant

2nd test- pregnant and having a 10+lb boy (DS was only 5-13).

Baby Daddy is the pool boy ;-)

allimg22 · December 2011

I am pregnant with a boy named Sophie Samantha. He will be 10lb 9oz with red hair & grey eyes. The father is Boss Hogg Indifferent

MrsW007 · December 2011

That is truly amazing! I leaned I was not only pregnant but gave birth in 2006 to the Pope's baby boy. Really the father was originally Fabio but I'm not into him so I just picked another. Baby boy is 11 lbs 2 oz. considering he was born in 2006, you would think I would remember that. Too much sacramental wine I suppose...

PenelopePond · December 2011

Hahaha...7lb10oz boy with black hair and gray eyes...the baby daddy is Arnold Schwarzenegger.

BoopADoopBetty · December 2011

Excitedtostart:
Well, the first test said I wasn't pregnant. But I re-took it and the second test confirmed that I am indeed pregnant with a 12 lb baby girl, and that the baby daddy is Jesse Jackson.
Sweet.

Same here. Not pg, then pg with a 12lb girl, except my baby's daddy is the pool boy (...again)

MNgirl326 · December 2011

I am apperantly giving birth to the next Jesus because I am pregnant even though i haven't had sex over a month.

Between colds, and stress, and the holidays and parents houses, and DH out of town, it just hasn't happend.

But no worries I have immaculate conception on my side!

easjer05 · December 2011

Man, the pool boy gets around.

danlexi04 · December 2011

Well first I wasn't KU but don't worry, I am now. With a boy that has green eyes and brown hair. The scary thing is, this is VERY possible. H and I both have brown hair and green eyes. But since Boss Hogg (who is he?) is the baby daddy, who knows how this one could turn out.

btaylor19 · December 2011

I am having a 14 lb 6 oz baby boy. There better be a C-section involved. Daddy is the mailman

Kristinmo · December 2011

It told me I am pregnant with a girl (so far so good)

Who will weigh 11pound 3oz (I really hope not)

Have black hair (DH and I are both blondes)

And the dad is the mailman (which is a miracle because I have a female mail carrier)

Mrsbuttercup0806 · December 2011

Yup, I'm totes pregnant with a 6lb. 13 oz. boy named Jessie Erin, but Janet Reno is NOT going on the birth certificate. Guess it doesn't matter that I'm on psycho cycle day 2 - must just be implantation bleeding Wink

bugandbibs · December 2011

Too funny!

Guess the HPTs were wrong because the mailman and I are having a baby girl!

It makes sense though, our mailman lives across the street and his hours have been greatly reduced which means we have been hanging out at the bus stop every afternoon. Plus, he and his wife already have 4 kiddos so we know his sperm is working...

kelle017 · December 2011

I'm having a 6lb baby girl named Jenny Sarah with Boss Hogg (and I don't even know who that is!),

Liz4444 · December 2011

It's a boy! Fabio is the father... he's going to have great hair!

Adam&Eve07 · December 2011

Eve, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 16 lbs, 10 oz (Holy Hell. Better start fisting now) and have blonde hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Who's the daddy? Fabio! You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.

Awww...Kelly Hayley Fabio. Born December, 25 2006?

Liz4444 · December 2011

Adam&Eve07:

Eve, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 16 lbs, 10 oz (Holy Hell) and have blonde hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Who's the daddy? Fabio! You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.

Awww...Kelly Hayley Fabio. Born December, 25 2006?

You stole my baby daddy! I'm calling Jerry Springer, this calls for a throw down. **jumps off chair and kicks shoes off**

Adam&Eve07 · December 2011

Liz4444:
Adam&Eve07:

Eve, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 16 lbs, 10 oz (Holy Hell) and have blonde hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Who's the daddy? Fabio! You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.

Awww...Kelly Hayley Fabio. Born December, 25 2006?

You stole my baby daddy! I'm calling Jerry Springer, this calls for a throw down. **jumps off chair and kicks shoes off**

Bring it Bish! ::takes off ear rings::

AliciaS1411 · December 2011

lol it got that I'm pregnant. But it said my baby'd have red hair and blue eyes....

I'm native american. DH and I both have dark eyes and hair. if this child comes out with red hair....

teehee

kaydee_2008 · December 2011

We have a boy and a girl coming into the family. DH is having a girl with Jesse Jackson, and BIL is having a boy with Boss Hogg. I, however had no pregnancy detected. lol that is awesome!!

Want a personalized experience?

Ladies...This is Amazeballs...

Re: Ladies...This is Amazeballs...

Choose Another Board

Search Boards