Also, I think that "Assume you know the best way for her to give birth." should totally be on that list. I'm so sick of people telling me I should just schedule a c-section "just because." The ONLY person in this world I've listened to about csections is my BFF because she is the only person I know who has actuall had twins. Seriously though, I don't get why people feel they have the right to comment on how I choose to get my babies out of my body.
lol, this is great. I shared it with DH and we had a great laugh.
I think giving birth causes a sort of pregnancy amnesia- women forget how much these behaviors pissed them off when THEY were pregnant. I decided that must true after SIL molested my bump last weekend; I swear she was complaining about the same thing before she gave birth 7months ago!
Also, I think that "Assume you know the best way for her to give birth." should totally be on that list. I'm so sick of people telling me I should just schedule a c-section "just because." The ONLY person in this world I've listened to about csections is my BFF because she is the only person I know who has actuall had twins. Seriously though, I don't get why people feel they have the right to comment on how I choose to get my babies out of my body.
Gross!!! I CANNOT believe people a tally have said that to you.
Number 7!! I get so sick of people telling me....you just wait until the baby comes!! I hope you and your husband traveled all you wanted and did everything you wanted to do!" Just like in the grocery store today "Enjoy it now...the grocery store is awful with children!" ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I am having a baby....it is not a death wish people! Life goes on! And let me tell you, I did not consider any of that AT ALL before I planned to get pregnant *rolls eyes*
"It?s doubtful that she and her partner have put a lot
of thought into choosing a name so it?s important that you weigh in on
this decision with a couple of names you thought of on the way into
work."
I am starting to give my husband A Look every time he brings up names in public now, for this reason. My poor MIL walked into a landmine and accidentally suggested 3 names that all belong to horrible relatives of mine because he was encouraging her!
#7 really bugs me, too. I used to be a nanny! For an infant! I have more than a general idea of how the whole "caring for a tiny human" thing works!
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That's beautiful. I want to send it to certain people
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ETA: I think I have had almost all these things happen to me already. sigh...
1,000x yes on #3!!
Also, I think that "Assume you know the best way for her to give birth." should totally be on that list. I'm so sick of people telling me I should just schedule a c-section "just because." The ONLY person in this world I've listened to about csections is my BFF because she is the only person I know who has actuall had twins. Seriously though, I don't get why people feel they have the right to comment on how I choose to get my babies out of my body.
lol, this is great. I shared it with DH and we had a great laugh.
I think giving birth causes a sort of pregnancy amnesia- women forget how much these behaviors pissed them off when THEY were pregnant. I decided that must true after SIL molested my bump last weekend; I swear she was complaining about the same thing before she gave birth 7months ago!
I put it on Facebook...so no one would feel singled out...but hopefully everyone would see it ;-)
Hahah I put it on facebook too. Number 6 and number 1 piss me off the most
This is fantastic! Sometimes I swear it's like it's open season on pregnant women!
(and I shared it on facebook too...hoping some people will take hints)
Gross!!! I CANNOT believe people a tally have said that to you.
Oh yeah. This one, big time:
"It?s doubtful that she and her partner have put a lot of thought into choosing a name so it?s important that you weigh in on this decision with a couple of names you thought of on the way into work."
I am starting to give my husband A Look every time he brings up names in public now, for this reason. My poor MIL walked into a landmine and accidentally suggested 3 names that all belong to horrible relatives of mine because he was encouraging her!
#7 really bugs me, too. I used to be a nanny! For an infant! I have more than a general idea of how the whole "caring for a tiny human" thing works!
That pissed me off just by reading it, LOL.
I had most of those when I was pregnant with DS...now I'm getting the other questions. Was is on purpose? Trying to listen to my belly.... Ughh.
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