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2nd Trimester
JennyJensing
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You know you're pregnant when...
JennyJensing
member
you're excited to be pooping daily!!
Haha! Give me your best "you know you're pregnant when..."
First came love, then came marriage - Oct 31, 09
Then came a miscarriage March '11
Then came a baby in the baby carriage May 16, 12
Waiting on our second little peanut!
Then came a miscarriage March '11
Then came a baby in the baby carriage May 16, 12
Waiting on our second little peanut!
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Re: You know you're pregnant when...
You calculate travel time with rest stops included.
You know most of the clean bathrooms on your route from point A to point B.
You hide food because you just KNOW that when you want it, someone will have eaten it....and when you find it again it's expired.
You contemplate how long you can lock your office door and take a cat nap before someone notices.
You seriously consider taking stock out in toilet paper.
You change the channel when certain commercials come on so you don't turn on the water works. (Same for TV shows and movies.)
You go to the grocery store at 9 pm because you just need *insert craving here*. (Mine was a caramel apple on Monday. DH thought I was insane!)
You over analyze every twinge, movement or new feeling in your body.
when you can't remember what you were just going to say or do, or where you were going.
when your brain shuts off and your body screams "give me a nap" after a meal, usually lunch and dinner (but you can't because your at work)!
when pooping is a glorious event that makes you feel 3 lbs. lighter. I know you already brought up pooping, but I had to elaborate since pooping only happens every other day for me, despite fiber supplements.
Then came a miscarriage March '11
Then came a baby in the baby carriage May 16, 12
Waiting on our second little peanut!
All these!!
When you repeatedly eat pie for breakfast and don't feel the least bit guilty about it.
When you shave your lady bits more for your doctor than you do for your man.
When getting out of bed takes 10 minutes and the aid of your husband and a nightstand.
Only throwing up once in a day is a HUGE success!
You locate the bathroom before you shop.
Try and rush to the bathroom before you sneeze so you don't pee on yourself.
You prefer a bath over shower just because your to tired to stand there.
Agree with you guys! When you know all the clean bathrooms from point A to point B. When you totally loose your train of thought and forget where you were going with your point-or forget what point you were trying to make in the first place. You try not to poot when you sneeze (LOL TMI...)
You pee 3 times in 10 minutes. when you realize you have to pee when you stand up (then you realized you had to pee 5 minutes ago..)
When it hurts to stand up and its hard to get out of bed in the morning.
When you bend over to feed the animals and almost land in their dish
(my balance is totally off...)
When tying your shoes has become an olympic event.
When you are out of breath walking to the bathroom.
When you can't remember what you were talking about mid-sentance.
When you contemplate sleeping downstairs & making you?re living the bedroom, because you no longer want to walk-up stairs to the bedroom!!! Hehehe!!!!
When you wake up more times at night than your toddler to pee!!!
lolol
When you fear sneezing because if you don't pee yourself you'll be gagging.
When you brush your teeth in 3 sec clips because at 4 seconds that gagging starts.
When you realize that you need more pillows because the 7 you sleep with to get comfortable aren't doing the job.
When sitting on the exercise equipment on sale at Walmart or Sears is the only way you will have the strength and breath to make it to the check out line.
When you can tell your husband the amount of time you've been on your feet that day based on your ankle size.
When you go to the bathroom before you leave a place because that particular place has a clean bathroom and you don't know when you'll come across a clean bathroom again...it might be a whole 15 minutes.
When you make noises getting up and sitting/lying down.
Amen!!!
A whole 15minutes!!! lolol
Amen to this one - and another poop related one - you refuse to weigh yourself until you've managed to poop so that you don't have that "weight" adding to your total...
lol this is an awesome thread
When your poor DH's breathing makes you want to smack him. not that he's done anything wrong it's just that he's breathing and you're the crazy pregnant woman!!
10?? Wow, you're a rebel. I'm lucky these days if I make it to 9:15!!
Then came a miscarriage March '11
Then came a baby in the baby carriage May 16, 12
Waiting on our second little peanut!
This is SO hilarious I don't even have words...
Then came a miscarriage March '11
Then came a baby in the baby carriage May 16, 12
Waiting on our second little peanut!
When you have to leave Lowe's in a hurry, carrying your purse in front of you, so as to disguise evidence of a surprise sniss...
or when you realize that tying shoes without sitting is a fool's sport.
When it hurts to cross your legs
When you cant reach any of your vital parts in the shower!!! Lolol
You are taking so many vitamins and pills, you had to write out a schedule to remember them all and when to take them.
You can smell the chocolate that is two rooms away from where you are sitting, and you want it so much it seems worth the effort of getting up and walking fast to get it.
You have officially given up on white underpants.
You just snort when somebody asks you your bra size.
The last waiter to reach for your plate before you were finished eating almost lost his hand.
You almost murdered somebody for eating sour cream and onion chips before visiting your home, because smelling their breath gave you the dry heaves for an hour.
You can't remember what you were just talking about, but you can recite every fact about gestational diabetes, amniocentesis, quad screens, etc.
When coworkers feel free to ask you if you've peed yourself yet, have hemorrhoids yet, how much weight you've gained...
Or when you can't sleep at night because the disorganized closets are driving you nuts. I finally got up at 5AM to organize the spice cabinet and utensil drawer because knowing that they were disorganized was keeping me from sleep. (Yay Nesting!)
When a leg/foot rub from your DH feels so amazing you think you could cry.