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Interesting Trash the Dress session

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It starts off lovely enough, but just keep scrolling down, down, down. 

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  • Am I missing something?  It's just a bride who likes guns...
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  • What?  You guys didn't play with guns after your wedding?  I thought everyone did that... Huh?
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  • I kinda wanted him to shoot paintballs all over her.
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  • imageMrsMillerTime:
    I kinda wanted him to shoot paintballs all over her.

    Right?  I was sure that was coming. 

  • Eh, they're paintball fanatics.

    I was too distracted by the strangely unflattering style of dress she chose and the strange swirly thing on her bouquet that made me keep thinking somebody had circled something in photoshop.

  • imageEmer:

    imageMrsMillerTime:
    I kinda wanted him to shoot paintballs all over her.

    Right?  I was sure that was coming. 

    YES! Same here. Now THAT would make for a worthwhile ginormous canvas over the fireplace.

  • imagem_and_m:
    imageEmer:

    imageMrsMillerTime:
    I kinda wanted him to shoot paintballs all over her.

    Right?  I was sure that was coming. 

    YES! Same here. Now THAT would make for a worthwhile ginormous canvas over the fireplace.

    I know, RIGHT? I kept waiting for the paintball shooting. That would have at least actually trashed the dress. 

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  • all foreplay and no pay off.... at least shoot the dress people!!


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  • anyone else get super distracted by her right boob in the last photo?  
  • Meh, Romanians are weird. I know. I married one. It would have been a less weird shoot if they had actually shot each other with the paint gun. 
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  • imageshanwalk2:
    anyone else get super distracted by her right boob in the last photo?  

    Yes. Someone needs to photoshop that.  

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  • imageMrsMillerTime:
    I kinda wanted him to shoot paintballs all over her.

    Totally.

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  • imageagran:
    all foreplay and no pay off.... at least shoot the dress people!!

     

    Yes. This. I was waiting for a whole lotta paintball explosions on that dress.  They trashed very little.  Lots of teasing.   

  • That boob! Why did they publish that??

    And yah, it would have been way better if he'd shot her. I was also sure that was coming.

  • imagem_and_m:

    Eh, they're paintball fanatics.

    I was too distracted by the strangely unflattering style of dress she chose and the strange swirly thing on her bouquet that made me keep thinking somebody had circled something in photoshop.

    This, both of those were strange to me.

    And: 

    imagerssnlvr:
    imagem_and_m:
    imageEmer:

    imageMrsMillerTime:
    I kinda wanted him to shoot paintballs all over her.

    Right?  I was sure that was coming. 

    YES! Same here. Now THAT would make for a worthwhile ginormous canvas over the fireplace.

    I know, RIGHT? I kept waiting for the paintball shooting. That would have at least actually trashed the dress. 

  • Ew.  Purple shoes?
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  • imagemlf625:
    Ew.  Purple shoes?

    Watch it, mlf.  This bride had red shoes and they were fabulous.

    That boob haunts my dreams.

  • imageHSartteach:
    Am I missing something?  It's just a bride who likes guns...

    I thought it was kinda cute. Guess that's the Texas girl in me. 

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  • imagerssnlvr:
    imagem_and_m:
    imageEmer:

    imageMrsMillerTime:
    I kinda wanted him to shoot paintballs all over her.

    Right?  I was sure that was coming. 

    YES! Same here. Now THAT would make for a worthwhile ginormous canvas over the fireplace.

    I know, RIGHT? I kept waiting for the paintball shooting. That would have at least actually trashed the dress. 

    Yea, I'm still waiting for the "trash the dress" part!! 

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  • imageRuby44:

    imageHSartteach:
    Am I missing something?  It's just a bride who likes guns...

    I thought it was kinda cute. Guess that's the Texas girl in me. 

    I thought there would be something worse...like they really trashed the dress with paint balls or something.  I kind of liked the shoot.

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  • imageSareBear30:

    imagem_and_m:

    Eh, they're paintball fanatics.

    I was too distracted by the strangely unflattering style of dress she chose and the strange swirly thing on her bouquet that made me keep thinking somebody had circled something in photoshop.

    This, both of those were strange to me.

    And: 

    imagerssnlvr:
    imagem_and_m:
    imageEmer:

    imageMrsMillerTime:
    I kinda wanted him to shoot paintballs all over her.

    Right?  I was sure that was coming. 

    YES! Same here. Now THAT would make for a worthwhile ginormous canvas over the fireplace.

    I know, RIGHT? I kept waiting for the paintball shooting. That would have at least actually trashed the dress. 

    I was trying to decide which quote to go with.  Problem solved.  And a bit fat ditto from me. 

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